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    Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some ****in’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more ****in’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the ****in’ French toast."



    My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.



    A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."



    A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."



    A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"



    I failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio…



    I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks ‘Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.



    I went to the psychiatrist, and he says "You're crazy " I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, ‘Okay, you're ugly too!" (Rodney Dangerfield)


  • #2
    Hahah funny specially da first one

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    • #3
      Originally posted by waahid View Post
      Hahah funny specially da first one
      Oh thanks for replying...

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      • #4
        ROTF!!!!
        this time i cant stop me laughing... lol

        all r fantastic


        ~~~ If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever ~~~

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Samia View Post
          Oh thanks for replying...
          Aee bidhu, jaasti shaanpatti nahi kya.. apun ko thanku nahi bolne ka..
          maal samajh ke kuch nahi bol rela hai, koi aur hota to rafich haath ka ek
          rafaarha padta ki sandich thobda bigad jaata , dont mind, just trying

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          • #6
            Originally posted by waahid View Post
            Aee bidhu, jaasti shaanpatti nahi kya.. apun ko thanku nahi bolne ka..
            maal samajh ke kuch nahi bol rela hai, koi aur hota to rafich haath ka ek
            rafaarha padta ki sandich thobda bigad jaata , dont mind, just trying
            Chalo acha kiya na, apun bhi na har bar thank you nahi kehsakta ha. Bole toh apun bhai hai na, toh kese thanks bole ga. Tune toh apun ke help ke hai na tujhe toh thanks bolne ka hi hai.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by xsamx View Post
              ROTF!!!!
              this time i cant stop me laughing... lol

              all r fantastic


              ~~~ If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever ~~~
              Thank you...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by waahid View Post
                Aee bidhu, jaasti shaanpatti nahi kya.. apun ko thanku nahi bolne ka..
                maal samajh ke kuch nahi bol rela hai, koi aur hota to rafich haath ka ek
                rafaarha padta ki sandich thobda bigad jaata , dont mind, just trying
                MY GOD
                after telling all this u r like, DONT MIND
                nway, nice mamu u r
                atleast me dont mind

                ~~~ If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever ~~~

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by xsamx View Post
                  MY GOD
                  after telling all this u r like, DONT MIND
                  nway, nice mamu u r
                  atleast me dont mind

                  ~~~ If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever ~~~
                  sahi hai baap, bheja ho magaj mein to mind karega na.
                  mast rehne ka , post karne ka, apun ko ban nahi karne ka kya

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                  • #10
                    nice
                    no1 going to ban u dear


                    ~~~ If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever ~~~

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                    • #11
                      haha lol
                      nice ones
                      the hooker ones funny....
                      paint my house
                      lol

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by hardeek View Post
                        haha lol
                        nice ones
                        the hooker ones funny....
                        paint my house
                        lol
                        Thank you for reading...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Samia View Post
                          Thank you for reading...
                          your welcome...

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                          • #15
                            Lolzzzz.................

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