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    Age is a number. So is Size.

    Age is a number. So is Size.
  2. Surprising your partner with an unexpected...

    Surprising your partner with an unexpected Corporeal encounter is not Rape. If a wife has given you 5 children and she does not want to bear any more, but you insist, that is being inconsiderate. As...
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    Dear Double Ayesha, Exercising restraint in...

    Dear Double Ayesha,

    Exercising restraint in expressing your feelings is similar to controlling your urge to take a leak. Trust me, when you have to go, you have to go. As regards pride that could...
  4. Dear Decent / Barbie, I never knew a two piece...

    Dear Decent / Barbie,

    I never knew a two piece bikini would set this forum on fire.

    While I agree with Barbie, that human testicles are not an ideal choice for Table Tennis, the argument of...
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    Go to your mechanical workshop on a Sunday. There...

    Go to your mechanical workshop on a Sunday. There are a few tools called a Vice, a lathe, a drilling machine, a grinding machine, a bending machine and a milling machine.

    You get the drift...
  6. Hello Jesus, First of all, Cultural Norms is...

    Hello Jesus,

    First of all, Cultural Norms is an oxymoron. Culture is a combination of a personal code of ethics that one stands for and the honesty with which one implements it. Applying it to a...
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    1. In my honest opinion, a healthy virile male...

    1. In my honest opinion, a healthy virile male suddenly developing *****ile dysfunction due to stress is unacceptable. What do you work as? "A UPS battery Charger technician" that requires you to be...
  8. I am 43, twice married and once divorced man. ...

    I am 43, twice married and once divorced man.

    I have had similar issues and that is why I have kept changing my profession.

    1. Now - Am a plumbing, firefighting and sanitation contractor....
  9. Amazon also sells Bikinis. You should have sent...

    Amazon also sells Bikinis. You should have sent her a Bikini instead along with 2 tickets to Goa. One should be romantic these days and express it. Gifting Chocolates to a Girl means that she does...
  10. What about Sun Protection Lotion, Back rub Oils,...

    What about Sun Protection Lotion, Back rub Oils, Sanitary Napkins, a two piece thong, bush trimmer, a novel called Fifty shades of Grey, and Sun Glasses. Ask him "Yeh Sab tera baap kharidega kya?"
    ...
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    Well, she is not divorced now. She is married...

    Well, she is not divorced now. She is married again. So, tell them or put an advertisement in your local newspaper. Opening your marriage could mean other things. There are a lot of horny trolls...
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    You need to understand that after a certain...

    You need to understand that after a certain period of "Attention", it usually is "Stand at Ease"

    Schedule your priorities. Do not prioritize your schedule. Sleeping with people is just semantics....
  13. Life is a b1tch. Then you marry one... There...

    Life is a b1tch. Then you marry one...

    There are two kinds of women that should remain in a marriage. Metaphorically speaking, one that spits and the other that swallows. A stable state of...
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    you should do your masters in plumbing ,...

    you should do your masters in plumbing , sanitation and fire fighting. I will give you a job in the shit business
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    you should do your masters in plumbing ,...

    you should do your masters in plumbing , sanitation and fire fighting. I will give you
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    Dear Shopping Girl, Let's admit it that every...

    Dear Shopping Girl,

    Let's admit it that every woman likes that fleeting glance, even from a stranger, who approves and admires and encouragingly acknowledges her.

    When you open the tap, the...
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    You are both 23, but still in 4th standard

    You are both 23, but still in 4th standard
  18. 1. If her past did not matter to you, you should...

    1. If her past did not matter to you, you should have not probed into it. This is being a hypocrite. Sorry for the harsh word, but it reeks of double standards.

    2. She lied to you. Yes. That is...
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    At the risk of sounding pessimistic, aversion to...

    At the risk of sounding pessimistic, aversion to sex or a voluntary attempt to avoid Sex, is often a one-way street. 6 months is a pretty long time and one needs to take drastic steps.

    You need...
  20. Dear Guest, A Man, a married man, a...

    Dear Guest,

    A Man,
    a married man,
    a married man with a child
    a married man with a child, without a job
    a married man with a child without a job and an incomplete education
    a married man...
  21. Go to the Press club. Every city has one. Buy...

    Go to the Press club. Every city has one. Buy them booze. And then tell them your story.
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    Ms. Man Isha One should only count to 2 in...

    Ms. Man Isha

    One should only count to 2 in life. And when you get that second chance, you need to grab it with both hands, both legs and your mouth. If we continue to count, we would end up doing...
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    I have to give her credit for taking it standing...

    I have to give her credit for taking it standing with your friend and ensuring that she walks away after the corporeal encounter. Else, she would have found herself between the sheets. Now, although...
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    The curious case of the Black Bra. 1. Scenario...

    The curious case of the Black Bra.

    1. Scenario 1.

    He had lent his car to his friend who took his fiancee out for a long drive, made out with her and returned the car. She preferred to go...
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    Management Lesson : One night when the whole...

    Management Lesson :
    One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house of a washer man.
    The washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake.
    The dog decided...
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    barbie has anmazing and unparalleled talent to...

    barbie has anmazing and unparalleled talent to personify and summarize in a glorious manner
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    am flying to qatar shortly. thamk you all

    am flying to qatar shortly. thamk you all
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    So, are you guys willing to buy or not?

    So, are you guys willing to buy or not?
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    oNE PERSON IN sbf WITH WHOM YOU WOULD LOVE TO...

    oNE PERSON IN sbf WITH WHOM YOU WOULD LOVE TO SPEND

    1. iNDOORS

    2. oUTDOORS
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    i MISSED THAT gHANTOOT MISTY MORNING BY A...

    i MISSED THAT gHANTOOT MISTY MORNING BY A WHISKER. gRACEFUL AND iGGY ARE WE TALKING THE SAME THING....

    pLEASE REPOST THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE. mAFI mUSHKILA
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    Am retiring. Going to bed. Good luck and look for...

    Am retiring. Going to bed. Good luck and look for all the chaps

    Logical guru
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    Are we allowed to interrupt?

    Are we allowed to interrupt?
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    so, how long does he get

    so, how long does he get
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    Hi Pinto, I have 4 shops in Titos lane in...

    Hi Pinto,

    I have 4 shops in Titos lane in Baaga. Let us cattch up in the firts week of October. The navratri and Id holidays are there and I will even take you to an offsore casino
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    I seriously think you have a valid point there...

    I seriously think you have a valid point there machinehaed
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    Hey Iggy, You sound so Anal and downright...

    Hey Iggy,

    You sound so Anal and downright submissive in that post of yours. But, you have been honest.

    It is the patrons who keep it alive and not some Ad MIN.
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    That Lasagna was simply out of the world....

    That Lasagna was simply out of the world. ALthough, I would prefer 350 deg for an hour. Low and Slow. Another golden rule is to never mix Parmesan (The king / queen) of cheeze with anything else....
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    WILDLIFE Take of the 4 letters in between. You...

    WILDLIFE Take of the 4 letters in between. You are talking of a garden. I am making Pesarattu now
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    Role_Model is also known as AJ

    Role_Model is also known as AJ
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    I take action for my responsibility. I have a...

    I take action for my responsibility. I have a photo of ND Tiwari hanging in my room. The next year, LG will own SBF and we will have a lot more fun
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    Mr Ignoramus, Not sure if you are a lawyer....

    Mr Ignoramus,

    Not sure if you are a lawyer. You sound like one. We are all biased by our experiences. But, choosing between bias and the law is a no brainer. No point in taking solace in the law....
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    The need of the hour

    I know that this forum is not meant to solicit any commercial benefit. We are not doing that. This is just to share with you babes and guys that AJ and I are planning to co-authour a book. And we...
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    Collaboration is more important than...

    Collaboration is more important than Communication. Be creative not reactive
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    i AM LATE AS I was with Role Model, AJ this...

    i AM LATE AS I was with Role Model, AJ this afternoon. Good concept by Chirpy Angel and Vikas. Are we still having a discussion or is the session closed.
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    When it comes to the Showroom, it is not what is...

    When it comes to the Showroom, it is not what is on display that counts. And when it comes to the Godown, it is the displacement that matters.

    Having said that, if it personally matters to you,...
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    Mirchi ka Saalan

    Unable to attach / upload a picture from my computer. Manage attachments leads me to a Login page and the loop is endless. Need Gudu to the rescue, but I hear he has no access.
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    Mirchi Ka Saalan is incomplete without tamarind....

    Mirchi Ka Saalan is incomplete without tamarind. Boil some tamarind and squeeze the juice out. Red Chilli powder and a little Gud (jaggery) are to be added. To get the extra sting, you can add...
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    If it is going to make you feel better, go ahead...

    If it is going to make you feel better, go ahead and do it.
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    As a corollary to that, I would say that if it is...

    As a corollary to that, I would say that if it is indeed very narrow, then she is probably a Virgin.
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    Like the Father of the nation would have said - "...

    Like the Father of the nation would have said - " A Virgin for a Virgin makes the entire world sterile "

    Virginity should be applied to Olive Oil. And the two guys who are fighting should extend...
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