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    A naughty smile appears mysteriously, one early...

    A naughty smile appears mysteriously, one early morning and he quickly puts the phone away. A fleeting glance in your direction and he knows that his few seconds of vicarious pleasure are over. He...
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    Divided! Which path to take?

    Dear Aunty, (I just love to say it so softly)

    I am faced with that proverbial Fork and know not, the path to tread. The road less trodden by Robert Frost offers less hope, albeit a greater sense...
  3. I prefer Vegetarian on Thursdays and Mondays....

    I prefer Vegetarian on Thursdays and Mondays. Non-Veg is fine on other days, but not too spicy and I have started to avoid coconut in most of my meals.

    Also, I am not a fussy eater, nor do I...
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    The Boyfriend from Pune Dear Victor /...

    The Boyfriend from Pune

    Dear Victor / Vanquished,

    Never mix business with pleasure, unless you are paying to be relieved. Which basically means, your visit to a Priest (emotional healing), a...
  5. You remind me of the classic - "Learning to Fly"...

    You remind me of the classic - "Learning to Fly" Tongue-tied, twisted, just an earth bound misfit I....

    A fatal attraction is holding me fast...How can I escape this irresistible grasp?

    Let me...
  6. There are 2 separate issues that need to be...

    There are 2 separate issues that need to be addressed here.

    1) Is your marriage beyond salvage? If the answer is YES, you need to have closure on that. The intensity of Legal recourse is best...
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    Masturbation and dark circles can be related,...

    Masturbation and dark circles can be related, both physiologically and psychologically.

    Now, if you are wanking with your windows open, ogling at the neighbour aunty, 3 times a day, she is bound...
  8. Even the greatest scientist does not know X. ...

    Even the greatest scientist does not know X.

    But your milkman knows XXX

    Go for it and ram the hell off X. Make it thrice. Post a pic

    Logical Gur is with you
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    I am the master. Get something going on the side....

    I am the master. Get something going on the side. Have sex with everything you can find. A chicken, a ripe mango, a pineapple crust, a Lobster Thermidor with the shell on and demonstrate your...
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    Retirement Announcement

    Dear All,

    I am retiring from SBF this month. It has been a good ride and I have made a few friends for life. This journey has come to an end as I begin a new one.

    I thank all of you for...
  11. Entry should not be an issue. It would in fact be...

    Entry should not be an issue. It would in fact be more pleasurable than the first job many others get. The fact that you have had the snip should not cut your career short. And one needs to remember,...
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    Some girls Multi-TAssk. And they don't care which...

    Some girls Multi-TAssk. And they don't care which a$$ ends up shitting. There is something more important than developing a specific attitude. It is to build character. It is like striving for...
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    Dear Body, You have not mentioned several...

    Dear Body,

    You have not mentioned several details in your email. How many times does it happen in a week or the number of times in a day? Are there variations in the quantity? Do you use inner...
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    What is wrong if some of her physiological and...

    What is wrong if some of her physiological and spiritual needs are being fulfilled by someone who is hopefully not lying to her or taking her money?

    And women can be angels as well. It is...
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    Nazar utharwaayiye. Drishti thegibeku, ashte

    Nazar utharwaayiye. Drishti thegibeku, ashte
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    I am the youngest and most experienced member of...

    I am the youngest and most experienced member of this forum. I am also the funniest and luckiest person who has ever graced this tiny planet. If your love borders on divine adoration, stop holding...
  17. Dear Suumaya, If there is no SEX, there is no...

    Dear Suumaya,

    If there is no SEX, there is no long-term relationship. It becomes short. Period
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    Age is a number. So is Size.

    Age is a number. So is Size.
  19. Surprising your partner with an unexpected...

    Surprising your partner with an unexpected Corporeal encounter is not Rape. If a wife has given you 5 children and she does not want to bear any more, but you insist, that is being inconsiderate. As...
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    Dear Double Ayesha, Exercising restraint in...

    Dear Double Ayesha,

    Exercising restraint in expressing your feelings is similar to controlling your urge to take a leak. Trust me, when you have to go, you have to go. As regards pride that could...
  21. Dear Decent / Barbie, I never knew a two piece...

    Dear Decent / Barbie,

    I never knew a two piece bikini would set this forum on fire.

    While I agree with Barbie, that human testicles are not an ideal choice for Table Tennis, the argument of...
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    Go to your mechanical workshop on a Sunday. There...

    Go to your mechanical workshop on a Sunday. There are a few tools called a Vice, a lathe, a drilling machine, a grinding machine, a bending machine and a milling machine.

    You get the drift...
  23. Hello Jesus, First of all, Cultural Norms is...

    Hello Jesus,

    First of all, Cultural Norms is an oxymoron. Culture is a combination of a personal code of ethics that one stands for and the honesty with which one implements it. Applying it to a...
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    1. In my honest opinion, a healthy virile male...

    1. In my honest opinion, a healthy virile male suddenly developing *****ile dysfunction due to stress is unacceptable. What do you work as? "A UPS battery Charger technician" that requires you to be...
  25. I am 43, twice married and once divorced man. ...

    I am 43, twice married and once divorced man.

    I have had similar issues and that is why I have kept changing my profession.

    1. Now - Am a plumbing, firefighting and sanitation contractor....
  26. Amazon also sells Bikinis. You should have sent...

    Amazon also sells Bikinis. You should have sent her a Bikini instead along with 2 tickets to Goa. One should be romantic these days and express it. Gifting Chocolates to a Girl means that she does...
  27. What about Sun Protection Lotion, Back rub Oils,...

    What about Sun Protection Lotion, Back rub Oils, Sanitary Napkins, a two piece thong, bush trimmer, a novel called Fifty shades of Grey, and Sun Glasses. Ask him "Yeh Sab tera baap kharidega kya?"
    ...
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    Well, she is not divorced now. She is married...

    Well, she is not divorced now. She is married again. So, tell them or put an advertisement in your local newspaper. Opening your marriage could mean other things. There are a lot of horny trolls...
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    You need to understand that after a certain...

    You need to understand that after a certain period of "Attention", it usually is "Stand at Ease"

    Schedule your priorities. Do not prioritize your schedule. Sleeping with people is just semantics....
  30. Life is a b1tch. Then you marry one... There...

    Life is a b1tch. Then you marry one...

    There are two kinds of women that should remain in a marriage. Metaphorically speaking, one that spits and the other that swallows. A stable state of...
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    you should do your masters in plumbing ,...

    you should do your masters in plumbing , sanitation and fire fighting. I will give you a job in the shit business
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    you should do your masters in plumbing ,...

    you should do your masters in plumbing , sanitation and fire fighting. I will give you
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    Dear Shopping Girl, Let's admit it that every...

    Dear Shopping Girl,

    Let's admit it that every woman likes that fleeting glance, even from a stranger, who approves and admires and encouragingly acknowledges her.

    When you open the tap, the...
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    You are both 23, but still in 4th standard

    You are both 23, but still in 4th standard
  35. 1. If her past did not matter to you, you should...

    1. If her past did not matter to you, you should have not probed into it. This is being a hypocrite. Sorry for the harsh word, but it reeks of double standards.

    2. She lied to you. Yes. That is...
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    At the risk of sounding pessimistic, aversion to...

    At the risk of sounding pessimistic, aversion to sex or a voluntary attempt to avoid Sex, is often a one-way street. 6 months is a pretty long time and one needs to take drastic steps.

    You need...
  37. Dear Guest, A Man, a married man, a...

    Dear Guest,

    A Man,
    a married man,
    a married man with a child
    a married man with a child, without a job
    a married man with a child without a job and an incomplete education
    a married man...
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    Go to the Press club. Every city has one. Buy...

    Go to the Press club. Every city has one. Buy them booze. And then tell them your story.
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    Ms. Man Isha One should only count to 2 in...

    Ms. Man Isha

    One should only count to 2 in life. And when you get that second chance, you need to grab it with both hands, both legs and your mouth. If we continue to count, we would end up doing...
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    I have to give her credit for taking it standing...

    I have to give her credit for taking it standing with your friend and ensuring that she walks away after the corporeal encounter. Else, she would have found herself between the sheets. Now, although...
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    The curious case of the Black Bra. 1. Scenario...

    The curious case of the Black Bra.

    1. Scenario 1.

    He had lent his car to his friend who took his fiancee out for a long drive, made out with her and returned the car. She preferred to go...
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    Management Lesson : One night when the whole...

    Management Lesson :
    One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house of a washer man.
    The washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake.
    The dog decided...
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    barbie has anmazing and unparalleled talent to...

    barbie has anmazing and unparalleled talent to personify and summarize in a glorious manner
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    am flying to qatar shortly. thamk you all

    am flying to qatar shortly. thamk you all
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    So, are you guys willing to buy or not?

    So, are you guys willing to buy or not?
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    oNE PERSON IN sbf WITH WHOM YOU WOULD LOVE TO...

    oNE PERSON IN sbf WITH WHOM YOU WOULD LOVE TO SPEND

    1. iNDOORS

    2. oUTDOORS
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    i MISSED THAT gHANTOOT MISTY MORNING BY A...

    i MISSED THAT gHANTOOT MISTY MORNING BY A WHISKER. gRACEFUL AND iGGY ARE WE TALKING THE SAME THING....

    pLEASE REPOST THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE. mAFI mUSHKILA
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    Am retiring. Going to bed. Good luck and look for...

    Am retiring. Going to bed. Good luck and look for all the chaps

    Logical guru
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    Are we allowed to interrupt?

    Are we allowed to interrupt?
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    so, how long does he get

    so, how long does he get
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