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    It is unfortunately over. I suggest you start...

    It is unfortunately over. I suggest you start looking for a new women to satisfy your needs.
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    I do not know what you are talking about. It is a...

    I do not know what you are talking about. It is a lot of fun, modern and the women are hot compared to other parts of the country.
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    Make her go the gym, watch her diet, if she...

    Make her go the gym, watch her diet, if she objects dump her.
  4. Push her to go to the gym. If she does not work...

    Push her to go to the gym. If she does not work she has no excuse. If she refuses you will have little choice other than to have an affair.
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    When you are young, in your 20s, you should enjoy...

    When you are young, in your 20s, you should enjoy yourself. I recommend clubs, having fun with women, threesomes, etc because you will not have a chance later on.
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    1. No, in my experience in Mumbai it is rare...

    1. No, in my experience in Mumbai it is rare these days to wait till marriage.
    3. Yes, you are missing out if you do not do it.
    4. They are not lying or dreaming, it is very common these days. No,...
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    Oh wow congratulations, 9 in 10 men in India...

    Oh wow congratulations, 9 in 10 men in India watch porn.

    Grow up and stop interfering in your boyfriend's personal life.
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    Sounds like you have an STD. I would stay away...

    Sounds like you have an STD. I would stay away from sex for now!
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    Well given her heart is failing, she will not be...

    Well given her heart is failing, she will not be around too long anyway. Who cares that he has a female friend?
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    Normalise the situation and try to think harder...

    Normalise the situation and try to think harder about how you can keep him satisfied.
  11. Who cares? You sound like a jealous loser. It is...

    Who cares? You sound like a jealous loser. It is his life and he is clearly doing better than you are.
  12. So that makes two of us. Radhe Maa is my type of...

    So that makes two of us. Radhe Maa is my type of girl!
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    This is probably fake, if not, I do not know why...

    This is probably fake, if not, I do not know why you are asking Agony Aunt this, because you are basically having a fun time.
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    This is an interesting dilemma... The prostitute...

    This is an interesting dilemma...
    The prostitute route comes with risks yes, but can be reduced hugely if you use a condom.
    It is hard to find 40-60 year old age bracket women in bars and clubs,...
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    I suggest moving to America with him, where there...

    I suggest moving to America with him, where there are plenty of Hollywood good looking white men for you to sleep with while this average looking Indian man pays your expenses.
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    Calm down. It doesn't matter. A man needs his hot...

    Calm down. It doesn't matter. A man needs his hot pics. Continue with your life and move on.
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    This is the sort of girl you do not have a...

    This is the sort of girl you do not have a serious long term relationship with.

    That is exactly why I would advise continuing the relationship, but on new terms. For this is the sort of girl you...
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    It's called game bro! Maybe drink a beer...

    It's called game bro! Maybe drink a beer beforehand, that will loosen you up a little. Not too much because you don't want to look like an idiot though. And generally, be as confident as you can be...
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    I am sorry to tell you but I am afraid this is a...

    I am sorry to tell you but I am afraid this is a symptom of an STD - sexually transmitted disease - likely ebola.
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    I think perhaps you ought to sleep with the girl...

    I think perhaps you ought to sleep with the girl before contemplating marriage. Taste the milk before buying the cow, and while you do so, haggle down the prices
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    ignore your parents & live your own life. get a...

    ignore your parents & live your own life. get a job and try to hook up with girls from work. hang out at bars and find hot girls there. use tinder. marriage only ties you down
  22. I suggest having a threesome with both girls to...

    I suggest having a threesome with both girls to clear the air
  23. This is the madonna-whore complex...

    This is the madonna-whore complex
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna%E2%80%93whore_complex
  24. There is nothing wrong with your dad doing such a...

    There is nothing wrong with your dad doing such a thing. I think you should leave him be if it is an affair which it probably is not. It is more likely others will find out if you get involved with...
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    Come on bro. Why go to Bangkok when you can get...

    Come on bro. Why go to Bangkok when you can get girls to bang your kok in Mumbai, Delhi, Bangalore, wherever the heck you are? Thailand is for old men and losers.

    If you want to be player, if you...
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    You need to act on it. Do not suppress it....

    You need to act on it. Do not suppress it. Approach a girl. Use pickup lines, try to get numbers. If you find it hard doing it in the park or the mall or somewhere like that, do it in a bar where...
  27. Ok bro. Here's the low down. And I am a Mumbai...

    Ok bro. Here's the low down. And I am a Mumbai boy too so I can relate.

    NRIs are competition yeah. But why? Because they dress better, smell better and are generally speaking more smooth with...
  28. I personally lost my virginity at 10 years of age...

    I personally lost my virginity at 10 years of age so 15 is quite mature I think. Nothing wrong with having fun when you are young. You only live once, remember. I suggest that if you want to, you...
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    I suggest you increase the testosterone levels by...

    I suggest you increase the testosterone levels by having multiple men come inside you. This will increase the odds of you getting a boy.
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    No, you are a gold digger and are therefore not...

    No, you are a gold digger and are therefore not suitable for any sane man who wants to maintain control of his own pocket.
  31. Perhaps she just needs a new penis in her life....

    Perhaps she just needs a new penis in her life. Find one of your guy friends and get a three way going. She is clearly bored with her sex life.
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    Don't do anything on Facebook. 95% of Indians do...

    Don't do anything on Facebook. 95% of Indians do this and it makes you look like a loser. Fact: most good looking girls get hundreds of messages on Facebook in a month from guys. Very very few have...
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    Everyone loves a MILF. If she wants to hook up on...

    Everyone loves a MILF. If she wants to hook up on the side, let her. Just leave the room if your friend starts bringing up what he was doing last night...
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    You sound like a loser. Stick to p*rnhub. Heard...

    You sound like a loser. Stick to p*rnhub. Heard there's some new Priya Rai videos up on there now.
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    Who gives a shit? That just means she has a bit...

    Who gives a shit? That just means she has a bit of experience and can screw you a hell of a lot better. Would you want a girl with no experience to drive around your car? so why you want a girl with...
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    Dump her; move on. Stinky girls are not worth...

    Dump her; move on. Stinky girls are not worth your time. Usually they are stuck up feminist dogs too.
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    Swipe left, engineers typically have small...

    Swipe left, engineers typically have small penises.
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    your parents shouldnt give a shit. at 24 years...

    your parents shouldnt give a shit. at 24 years old your dad will probably be disappointed you only slept with 1 girl. I agree with Guru Logical, the best course of action in this situation is to...
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    sounds like she needs some d*ck in her life. find...

    sounds like she needs some d*ck in her life. find her your best looking friend to hook up with. if she is getting sexual release regularly she will be more calm.
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    seduce him. flash him your breasts from time to...

    seduce him. flash him your breasts from time to time "accidentally" to get him excited and let him know you are down to bang. when he comes back from work let him catch you lying naked on the bed...
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    Just whip it out and tell her to **** on it I...

    Just whip it out and tell her to **** on it

    I am personally against marriage but if you are in that situation it is her duty as your wife to relieve you when necessary.
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    if it doesnt work out you can always sell ganja

    if it doesnt work out you can always sell ganja
  43. Approach her in real life. Use some dope pickup...

    Approach her in real life. Use some dope pickup lines, tell some jokes, have a brief conversation, if she is liking and participating in the convo then end it and say you've gotta go to do something...
  44. I suggest breast implants. Double D is a good...

    I suggest breast implants. Double D is a good size.
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    It is not a surprise people send you messages...

    It is not a surprise people send you messages when you give out your personal email just like that! :taunt2:
    Are you aware that if one googles your email, a lot of your personal details come up?
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    You and I have a similar problem. I am actually...

    You and I have a similar problem. I am actually struggling to deal with 7 girlfriends, plus 15 booty calls across the city and several more across the country.

    The way I cope is to live in the...
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    I am the one night guru. When she wakes up Ill...

    I am the one night guru.
    When she wakes up Ill be gone :D
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    Lol good one but no homo! I'm not about that...

    Lol good one but no homo! I'm not about that life. I'm Mumbai Player, I get the girls!
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    Perhaps you can have a threesome.

    Perhaps you can have a threesome.
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    Send her a funny pickup line. You seem like a...

    Send her a funny pickup line. You seem like a desperate loser which is why you are unsuccessful. You need to come off as witty and alpha.
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