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    if you want intimate moments,there are hotels...

    if you want intimate moments,there are hotels everywhere,use them
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    I couldnt read the whole passage,anyway get rid...

    I couldnt read the whole passage,anyway get rid of the girl asap and it seems youre more interested in her father's property than the girl!
    nevermind,you will do good
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    before,better chalk out how much money you can...

    before,better chalk out how much money you can invest,also visit local successful gyms(if u have in ur town/city) and make a note of it and contact the equipment suppliers!
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    please do bring your parents to his flat! :P ...

    please do bring your parents to his flat! :P


    also ask them to make a vdo clip, as madras HC said if you have pre marital youre married lol
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    if he goes crazy,just put some sauce over there...

    if he goes crazy,just put some sauce over there and pass it on as blood
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    throw an apple on her

    throw an apple on her
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    Ever heard of facebook mate?

    Ever heard of facebook mate?
  8. She should go to California,she will get good...

    She should go to California,she will get good money from adult industry and come back here as sunny Leone v 2.0
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    Well do see the movie,Whats Your Rashee and do...

    Well do see the movie,Whats Your Rashee and do tell him on your first meeting that whether you're a virgin or Not
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    Please have a look at Krantiveer,starring Dimple...

    Please have a look at Krantiveer,starring Dimple Kapadia and Nana Patekar
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    Better see 3 Idiots

    Better see 3 Idiots
  12. Thread: Men Haircare

    by ooye_hoye
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    Men Haircare

    Hi,I would like to know about how to take care of your hair,I travel a lot and hence at the end of the day my hair is very dirty and have to shampoo daily,

    Can anyone tell me what methods they use...
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    bhai tereko jo chahiye tha woh to mil gaya why...

    bhai tereko jo chahiye tha woh to mil gaya why bother?
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    well hath mila liya to mate kar lo dekho whether...

    well hath mila liya to mate kar lo dekho whether this seals your passion for her and her for you!
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    ANyway if you are having problem with it? see...

    ANyway if you are having problem with it? see some terrorist videos beheading some innocent people youre blood will boil for sure,it did for me!
    anyway see how Paki militants are attacking on IA...
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    Talk to your family and take a break go off for a...

    Talk to your family and take a break go off for a vacation and clean up your mind man!this thing is going to eat you from within,trust me with this

    not all women are like this I read somewhere...
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    Hey why not boost her up with viagra? and see...

    Hey why not boost her up with viagra? and see what happens?
    or watch a erotic movie with her
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    heard of Jhansi Ki Rani? or latest Phoolan Devi!...

    heard of Jhansi Ki Rani? or latest Phoolan Devi!

    choose one and follow her path
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    No wonder she is a anal queen!love her videos :)

    No wonder she is a anal queen!love her videos :)
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    could not read the whole text though,but dont do...

    could not read the whole text though,but dont do suicide! join a ashram rather than killing yourself
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    well if you give her divorce please dont give her...

    well if you give her divorce please dont give her a single penny in settlement,please
  22. Poll: haan chalo shuru karo ...

    haan chalo shuru karo

    http://forum.santabanta.com/images/smilies/special/special20.gif

    http://forum.santabanta.com/images/smilies/special/special20.gif
  23. Poll: aa gaya main! kya hoga abhi is quiz me?

    aa gaya main! kya hoga abhi is quiz me?
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    LOL dont worry,after you guys meet,you will...

    LOL dont worry,after you guys meet,you will surely have sex with him and then he will depart suddenly and you will return to your miserable self

    cheerio
  25. watch the movie Just Married anyway if youre...

    watch the movie Just Married

    anyway if youre in afghanistan or countries like those,your local councilor would have asked you to stone her to death,but being living in sane soceity,discuss with...
  26. Thread: Marriage

    by ooye_hoye
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    have money? can survive on your own? love her...

    have money? can survive on your own? love her truly?

    RUN RUN RUN
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    if its taking time,youre doing it wrong, search...

    if its taking time,youre doing it wrong, search for some techniques on net, and find where she is ticklish! :)
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    every language is hard but...

    every language is hard

    but spanish,portuguese,german which uses english alphabets arent hard to learn as you know english alphabets!
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    you're a lucky woman! sit down and talk to him! I...

    you're a lucky woman! sit down and talk to him! I mean alone!

    love him and make him understand that he should worry so much! you know how to take care of yourself and yeah!go out somewhere for a...
  30. well,look around youtube and you will find 14year...

    well,look around youtube and you will find 14year old kids producing awesome songs out from their basement! I myself have a workshop (I am 20)

    Doesnt matter! it can be done
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    she's not pretty at all! but her body is...

    she's not pretty at all!

    but her body is gorgeous and hence! she's 'beautiful'
  32. Ban?kis baat ka ban? yeh gaana kabhi release hi...

    Ban?kis baat ka ban? yeh gaana kabhi release hi nahi hua to kaeka ban? college me baithe laundo ne masti ke liye banay hai ise,aur gare murde ukhaar ke kya milega?
  33. I support Honey Singh,USA me dekho, gaane se maa...

    I support Honey Singh,USA me dekho, gaane se maa behen ek kar dete hain,par iska matlab yeh nahi ki waha usse kuch hota hai, khud pe control nahi hai to dusre ko dosh de ke kya faida?

    yeh gaana...
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    WOW,you slept with another guy,and now you're...

    WOW,you slept with another guy,and now you're saying you love this guy,wow no wonder girls like you make life of many good guys hell!

    Well let him do whatever he does,wont blame him for...
  35. http://youtu.be/iwgzO6xgTQ0...

    http://youtu.be/iwgzO6xgTQ0
  36. Hate speech: MIM leader Pasha Quadri in trouble over remarks on Mahatma Gandhi

    Now this is the peak of stupidity. It would be awesome, if people of Muslim community decide to reject and blast such stupidity
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    watch love in India by Q with your wife

    watch love in India by Q with your wife
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    Iran maybe safe for men but not for women,dont...

    Iran maybe safe for men but not for women,dont believe me? watch Stoning of Soraya M ,You will cry your guts out.




    hanging is ok,but doing it in public is not
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    Seriously,this is very dangerous! radicals should...

    Seriously,this is very dangerous! radicals should be slaughtered
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    hello madam! looks is god gifted,and yeah dont go...

    hello madam! looks is god gifted,and yeah dont go for surgery and shit!

    jaise ho waise hi thik ho! if the guy loves you,ask him to marry you! you have to stay with him not his whole family!
  41. seriously speaking you should avoid these kinda...

    seriously speaking you should avoid these kinda people who only care for money and status!money isnt permanent it will come and go

    if they cant respect what you're and trust you,you better stay...
  42. ugly hai! milky hai

    ugly hai! milky hai
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    this happened to me once,I ignored it and now am...

    this happened to me once,I ignored it and now am good and happy! there is no use of wasting your time and effort after something which will pain you later on,there are 7billion people on earth,you...
  44. Thread: I need help

    by ooye_hoye
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    what on earth you were thinking before you did...

    what on earth you were thinking before you did it? usne pakka bola hoga! tum duniya ki sabse sundar ladki ho,blah blah and must have said i will marry you aur tum uski chikni chupni baatoon me aake...
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    simply no,dont fall into their trap,they will eat...

    simply no,dont fall into their trap,they will eat you and throw yo,trust me!
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    pakka tumne use tana mar mar ke pagal kar diya...

    pakka tumne use tana mar mar ke pagal kar diya hoga! enjoy
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    try jack daniels for you and vodka for your...

    try jack daniels for you and vodka for your wife,make sure you mix a lot of cola! and ice
  48. Thread: m i insane

    by ooye_hoye
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    you aint mad,youre impatient and frustrated

    you aint mad,youre impatient and frustrated
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    well this happens to many people in europe and...

    well this happens to many people in europe and america and hence they opt for live-in relationship where there are no strings attached!

    enjoy your life as it comes!

    I am also kinda your...
  50. world is becoming a worse place to live in where...

    world is becoming a worse place to live in where religions are involved so much
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