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    I can introduce you to a few women whom I have...

    I can introduce you to a few women whom I have known, who will leave you in the Pitts. You want't women who play hard ball, I know some of them. That extra mile will wipe off your credits. It is one...
  2. Oh, I love it when there is so much noise and the...

    Oh, I love it when there is so much noise and the vocal chords come into play. It adds so much energy to the entire act. Sex should involve all the parts of the body and it should be noisy. With my...
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    I think you should have an affair with me....

    I think you should have an affair with me. Seriously, it could provide you with the spice required to rework your marriage. Please don't die, It would be a such a waist.
  4. Gudu bhai is in full flow. Mike Set to send his...

    Gudu bhai is in full flow. Mike Set to send his message loud and clear.
  5. You are born into a family. You are married off...

    You are born into a family. You are married off into a relationship. In the first event, you did not have a choice. In the second one, you can exercise your options.

    While we do forgive the lack...
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    I was a Virgin, sublimely pure Like mother Mary,...

    I was a Virgin, sublimely pure
    Like mother Mary, divinely sure
    Though my heart had skipped many a beat
    My legs had stood firmly on their feet

    As pure as the first drop of dew
    Desi Ghee from a...
  7. This is cliched but here it goes "Do not marry...

    This is cliched but here it goes

    "Do not marry a person you think you can live with. Marry the one you can't live without". I think this was James Dobson.

    1. Even after one gets married and the...
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    Multitarseking Accomodating Impartial ...

    Multitarseking

    Accomodating

    Impartial

    Secular

    Inclusive
  9. Thread: Message!

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    I am sorry

    Dear Any,

    I am sorry that I cheated on you for the third time even after you had forgiven me twice.

    I got so addicted to Facebook that i just could not control myself. And all those vamps who...
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    So, this Independence Day weekend, you lose your...

    So, this Independence Day weekend, you lose your independence and she gets her freedom.

    My sincere condolences to you and congratulations to your fiancee.
  11. The laws in India consider adultery / infidelity...

    The laws in India consider adultery / infidelity as a crime. One has to establish and provide evidence in the court in the case of a contested divorce. Infidelity is a ground for divorce. In such a...
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    I would like to summarize Gudu's response. If you...

    I would like to summarize Gudu's response. If you fcuk a woman she loves you. If you love a woman, she fcuk's you
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    Dear sk90, I am in my mid forties and am a...

    Dear sk90,

    I am in my mid forties and am a virile heterosexual male. I am probably on the other side of the fence, metaphorically and literally. The Social Network is a place to practice vicarious...
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    Dear Ankush, If you are mature enough to...

    Dear Ankush,

    If you are mature enough to confront your father and are absolutely sure of this, please confront your father in front of your mother.

    I agree with Gudu Gudu that your mother...
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    The iPhone, in association with the several Apps...

    The iPhone, in association with the several Apps and as the primary medium to the vicarious social networks has resulted in the breakdown of several relationships. 41K can buy good jewelry. And...
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    I definitely think she is Thrust-worthy

    I definitely think she is Thrust-worthy
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    To the aggrieved party, Every Love failure is a...

    To the aggrieved party, Every Love failure is a Shakespearean Tragedy.
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    If I wanted to SEE girls, I would always wear a...

    If I wanted to SEE girls, I would always wear a Rayban Aviator. Call me old fashioned, but I would still stick to it.
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    I think she is Thrustworthy

    I think she is Thrustworthy
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    Try something else instead. Ask her to Shake your...

    Try something else instead. Ask her to Shake your spear while you give her a tongue lashing
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    It is a comedy of error's isn't it? She is...

    It is a comedy of error's isn't it?

    She is living her Knight's dream and it is not As you would have liked it. Love stories can be any of the three, not necessarily one.

    Venus and Adonis,...
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    Dear Tougue Tied, What Mr. Gudu Gudu is trying...

    Dear Tougue Tied,

    What Mr. Gudu Gudu is trying to tell you is to give her a tongue lashing rather than recite a poem from Romeo and Juliet.

    In your free time, pull your tongue out and try to...
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    This is where the Professionals come into play. I...

    This is where the Professionals come into play. I have had one official honeymoon and several other moons, stars, toads, octopussies in Goa.

    Check into a hotel in Panjim. I recommend Novogoa. It...
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    For all legal purposes, initiate and obtain a...

    For all legal purposes, initiate and obtain a formal divorce. If you have the wherewithal, sue for compensation and pursue the same. Sad story really.

    Now, Gudu using Deepika as his avatar is...
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    Logical Guru is also a lesbian sometimes. He...

    Logical Guru is also a lesbian sometimes. He loves to kiss women. All those pink lips...
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    Remembering Sunanda

    Logical Guru's wife knew her socially... She penned this a couple of months ago

    Remembering Sunanda

    I have been deeply distressed by the sudden and largely unexplained demise of Sunanda...
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    Thank you all. I thank all of you for your best...

    Thank you all. I thank all of you for your best wishes and concern during this difficult period. Please do not neglect your health. Thank you all once again.
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    Impotency cannot be ascertained by a Background...

    Impotency cannot be ascertained by a Background Check. That is done to discover if a guy is a sausage jockey or an uphill garderner. Impotency can only be proven by an Upfront check.
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    I think the best way to get married is on a...

    I think the best way to get married is on a Reality show. You get a lavish wedding and you also get paid. All that money can then be used on your honeymoon. Imagine a guy like Rahul Mahajan getting...
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    Contrary to popular belief, Grass is definitely a...

    Contrary to popular belief, Grass is definitely a lesser evil than alcohol. And I say this with personal experience. And some of us had it recently after 2 decades of abstinence. I've seen one in...
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    You remind me of a book by James Michener called...

    You remind me of a book by James Michener called the drifters. There are 2 things I will never forget.

    1. God is Great. Grass is Better
    2. Burn Pot. Not people

    I think you should read the book.
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    Companionship is a very important aspect of life....

    Companionship is a very important aspect of life. It is easy to philosophise that we all come and go alone. But, dying a lonely man can add insult to injury.

    Your kids are grown up, but are still...
  33. Poll: - Inspiration - She still brings out the best in...

    - Inspiration - She still brings out the best in me
    - Guilt - I should have apologised for not using protection
    - Frustration - Why the hell did I refuse to do it?
    - He believes in a parallel...
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    Dear Orange (turned Green) Please have an...

    Dear Orange (turned Green)

    Please have an honest chat with him and ascertain the reason for him to stare at her. I would encourage you to do it in good humour. Please do not get upset, but make a...
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    Dump him ASAP. Marry an Executive Chef.

    Dump him ASAP. Marry an Executive Chef.
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    Several patrons of this forum will argue that you...

    Several patrons of this forum will argue that you can have a Pre-marital relationship. If it does not culminate in a marriage, it becomes an affair and past baggage.

    And several of them would...
  37. The vows taken in each phera are as below: ...

    The vows taken in each phera are as below:


    With the first phera, the couple invokes the gods for the plenitude of pure and nourishing food and a life that is noble and respectful.
    With the...
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    Infertility is not a disease. It is a medical...

    Infertility is not a disease. It is a medical condition like Myopia, High / Low Blood Pressure and so on. This is the first thing we need to understand. You need to communicate this to him.
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    You have to tell your mother and your wife and...

    You have to tell your mother and your wife and your mother-in-law that you have decided to get married again. This way, your mother would have a choice to get food from two different sources. And if...
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    Every Saturday, after I finish packing lunch for...

    Every Saturday, after I finish packing lunch for my wife and carry her Laptop to the car and watch her drive away, it is time for that steaming cup of coffee at the Columbus café in the Mall of the...
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    @RoleModel. I did have the special Gadbad. It was...

    @RoleModel. I did have the special Gadbad. It was all about the Threesome. Sorry if my references are inappropriate. It takes time - Jab Mil Baithenge Theen Yaar, Aap mein our Bagpiper for example. ...
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    Thttp://forum.santabanta.com/attachment.htm?attach...

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    The Gym where Role Model started pumping first
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    The Gym where Role Model started pumping weights...

    The Gym where Role Model started pumping weights

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    Every person has a unique fragrance. If you think...

    Every person has a unique fragrance. If you think something is weird, then how can that be normal?
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    Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. But, it is...

    Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. But, it is definitely not one of the 7 deadly sins. Wrath surely is one of them and the C team aspirant seems to have plenty of it. This stems from very high levels...
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    The solution to your problem is not in your mind....

    The solution to your problem is not in your mind.

    The solution to your problem is RIGHT in your LEFT hand.
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    The early afternoon drizzle had no chance of...

    The early afternoon drizzle had no chance of curbing my raging instincts as I made my way through the familiar alleys of the downtown. I was separated for 3 months and had not indulged in this...
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    As long as you have established and accepted an...

    As long as you have established and accepted an "open relationship" and you are honest with each other, there is practically no limits or boundaries that can remain. You are either celibate,...
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    The frequency and duration of a Telephone call is...

    The frequency and duration of a Telephone call is inversely proportional to the life of the relationship. 5 Years after marriage, you will enjoy and desperately seek those long moments of of silence....
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    There is something called an "Irish Virginity...

    There is something called an "Irish Virginity Test".

    It requires that you have some red paint, some blue paint and a hammer.

    Paint one of your balls red and the other one blue. As you take...
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