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    Manjot and Sabarjot were two fruit vendors but...

    Manjot and Sabarjot were two fruit vendors but customers always bought fruits from Sabarjot's shop...

    Why?

    Because, "Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai"
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    Allegedly, Rajnikant's wife had lost her...

    Allegedly, Rajnikant's wife had lost her virginity before her marriage. Rajnikant gifted it back to her on her wedding night!!!

    :angry:
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    Why did the Punjabi guys never complain about...

    Why did the Punjabi guys never complain about Sony Xperia smartphones inspite of having multiple issues with it...


    'coz...


    SONY de nakhre sohni lag de :557dance:
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    "Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai" ...

    "Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai"


    ACP Pradhyuman: Abhijeet, pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai???
  5. What an icon. She is the metaphorical "Mother...

    What an icon. She is the metaphorical "Mother India" for me!!! :thumbsup:
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    When Taylor Swift writes/ cribs about her exes,...

    When Taylor Swift writes/ cribs about her exes, she makes into Forbes list. When I do the same, they call me a SEXIST.

    Strange new world!!! :angry:
  7. You live by the sword, you die by the sword....

    You live by the sword, you die by the sword. Should have seen it coming the day you gave refuge to radicals, terrorists and under world dons.
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    Happy Birthday Sunny Leone. You were always there...

    Happy Birthday Sunny Leone. You were always there for me during my "Hard" times. :dancing:
  9. Sticky: Poll: Would love to see Juve winning it for Pirlo....

    Would love to see Juve winning it for Pirlo. However, I reckon Real will qualify tonight inspite of trailing on the first leg.

    Moreover, El Classico even though over hyped, sounds like a contest....
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    Sticky: Whatever happened to the "Champions league...

    Whatever happened to the "Champions league 2015...." thread started by "Luvon" in the "Sports" section? It's Bayern be Barca live FFS!!! :banghead1:
  11. 206 cms for an Indian beggars belief. Baffled, as...

    206 cms for an Indian beggars belief. Baffled, as why you wouldn't call up a modelling agency and ask for suggestions.

    Not my bag, if you want me to take a guess it would would be 6' 2" for the...
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    Where are 'em people with "I don't want to live...

    Where are 'em people with "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" memes now?
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    Can Karnataka get a shout-out please?

    Can Karnataka get a shout-out please?
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    What is the scientific name? Goldeo Diggerecia?!!!

    What is the scientific name? Goldeo Diggerecia?!!!
  15. Happens to me every day...

    Happens to me every day...
  16. Best wishes on your engagement Sush. Eagerly...

    Best wishes on your engagement Sush.

    Eagerly waiting for the party... :557dance::bates::557dance::bananadancing:


    Bless you both...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmfOzFzYumo
  17. Sticky: Can't someone update me their gym or running...

    Can't someone update me their gym or running playlist... Thanks in advance.
  18. Sticky: 1. Alcohol is treated as toxin by your body and...

    1. Alcohol is treated as toxin by your body and is given first preference to get processed, directly hampering in metabolic rate and aiding fat accumulation.

    2. Not sure about your strategy on...
  19. http://i.imgur.com/PI2eREI.jpg

    http://i.imgur.com/PI2eREI.jpg
  20. Funny af. Repped.

    Funny af. Repped.
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    Top bloke. Still not the class of Messi on the...

    Top bloke. Still not the class of Messi on the football pitch.
  22. Kamsa had a secret, he was not born to his dad...

    Kamsa had a secret, he was not born to his dad Ugrasena. He knew this and he was hurt real bad. What was worse his mother had volunteered partially for this copulation even though she could have...
  23. Please tell me how many crores of rupees and how...

    Please tell me how many crores of rupees and how many retarded members in my fan-base I should keep ready?
  24. Oh feck off, I am supporting "rape crimes" from...

    Oh feck off, I am supporting "rape crimes" from now on. Don't judge me. In fact I am planing to.... :angry:
  25. "Been there, done that" every freakin' single...

    "Been there, done that" every freakin' single time, after getting heavily drunk.... and now soul searchin'
  26. Sticky: BUSINESS IDEA: Beer flavored Protein Shakes ...

    BUSINESS IDEA: Beer flavored Protein Shakes

    :toast:
  27. Poll: Prefer the "just-unjust" line of argument to...

    Prefer the "just-unjust" line of argument to "right-wrong" when it comes to religious discussion. It is very UNJUST the way you do it as it is very monotonous and often soul-destroying. Further, in...
  28. Sorry, no sympathies please. He is a serial...

    Sorry, no sympathies please. He is a serial offender and deserves the punishment for his deeds.

    Further, "Being Human" is a smokescreen. Imagine Kasab running an anti terrorist organisation or...
  29. Commits a serious crime in addition to all...

    Commits a serious crime in addition to all misdemeanors and other serial felonies. Tries to distort public perception by taking up social cause and self proclaims as an icon of the masses. NICE TRY,...
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    1. Don't give a fcuk. Just laugh it off or just...

    1. Don't give a fcuk. Just laugh it off or just walk away.

    2. Be around people who are nice to you.

    3. Don't worry too much about what people think about you. Remember, only god can judge you....
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    1. It is most likely that you suffer from...

    1. It is most likely that you suffer from Madonna-whore syndrome. You may want to remove that psychological complex by visiting a marriage counselor.

    2. If you are suffering from OCD or...
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    1. Don't worry, your kids (especially the...

    1. Don't worry, your kids (especially the daughter's) will be very proud of her for sharing her genes. :encouragement:

    2. When ya'll reach mid-age, many women will be envious about her metabolic...
  33. Poll: 1. This place is alive because of "Religious" or...

    1. This place is alive because of "Religious" or "Political" issues. Don't think "Banning" is a great idea.

    2. However, you could ban something that is provocative, cheap or repetitive thread or...
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    Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Why boxing...

    Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Why boxing is a dying sport!!! :banghead1:
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    Neha: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar...

    Neha: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho?


    Stud: Madam, aapne hi toh wahan likhe na – Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am :cool14:
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    Wife: Today while I was cooking chicken in the...

    Wife: Today while I was cooking chicken in the kitchen, I accidentally added "Haraa Dhaniya" to it. Guess what happened?

    Husband: Don't know, you tell me...

    Wife: Chicken started dancing and...
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    Wife: Manjave O Mainu Shopping Karade, Manjave O...

    Wife: Manjave O Mainu Shopping Karade, Manjave O Mainu Picture Dikhade, Resquesta Paiyyan Ve...

    Husband:

    http://i.imgur.com/CElYefj.jpg
  38. Bottom line is, he is still the top dog and as it...

    Bottom line is, he is still the top dog and as it stands he your only option in leading this country to see its better days. That might well change in a year or two though. TBF, he got lucky with the...
  39. APCO Worldwide!!! You are welcome.

    APCO Worldwide!!!


    You are welcome.
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    I'm old school, Sara Jay does the trick for me....

    I'm old school, Sara Jay does the trick for me. Plus, I am like Drake... "I like my girls BBW"
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    Was pouring this evening and the fresher from the...

    Was pouring this evening and the fresher from the other ODC, who was recently acquainted to me comes and says "Is mausam mein chai-samose ka mazza ki kuch aur hain" and my immediate response was...
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    Big Ups, Deepak. You're doing a great job....

    Big Ups, Deepak. You're doing a great job. :thumbsup:

    However, I have done my bit through other mode so won't be contributing here.

    Again, great job.
  43. It's wrong, Pakistan as a nation should have...

    It's wrong, Pakistan as a nation should have known better respected and honored Nepal's religious sentiments. Can't really call it as shenanigans, but this is more of stupidity.

    Having said that,...
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    Watching Daniel Day Lewis act is an absolute...

    Watching Daniel Day Lewis act is an absolute privilege. Chill, sheer chill !!!
  45. That was just a honest appreciation with no...

    That was just a honest appreciation with no ulterior motives... :indecisiveness:
  46. Panty Dropper!!! :thumbsup:

    Panty Dropper!!! :thumbsup:
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    1. The "food for soul" versus the "food for...

    1. The "food for soul" versus the "food for stomach" debate makes this issue still stand as a "on the fence" in a third world country like ours. Picture this, according the latest census data, the so...
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    Dear Hopeless Romantic, When another man puts...

    Dear Hopeless Romantic,

    When another man puts a ring on it, it's only clever to stay out of it!!!
  49. 1. I reckon your MIL is just a placeholder, you...

    1. I reckon your MIL is just a placeholder, you are having bigger problems than that. I would suggest you to address it first.

    2. In-case you ain't convince with point #1. Just walk up-to you MIL...
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    1. Turn a deaf ear. 2. She will complain about...

    1. Turn a deaf ear.

    2. She will complain about it to the other family member, relatives or even neighbor. Just follow point #1.

    3. Not a popular opinion for the advocates of the moral values...
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