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    Some Indian dudes are obnoxiously obsessed about the concept of virginity. As our great nation becomes more liberal regarding sex, there seems to have sprung up several different levels of virginity. There are the pure sati-savitri type virgins, and there are the touched, squashed, mashed but not poked kind of virgins and then there are the infamous lying virgins.

    So here’s a guide to the different types of virgins :

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    |Super Duper Virgins |

    Straight out of the 1950s and 1960s, the super duper virgin is the quintessential untouched, unsullied forbidden fruit (namely the cherry) that all
    would love to pop. Such virgins have never even kissed a man, let alone played with his flute. Now it’s an accepted fact that such women maintain their virginal state either out of choice or out of compulsion.

    So if you happen to be dating a hardcore virgin who hasn’t allowed you to come any closer than letting you hold her hand then you what you need is a lot of patience ……or a wedding ring.

    Advice: Date a super duper virgin, only and only if you have made up your mind to marry her.
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    | Super virgins |

    These virginal wonders have had a few boyfriends but never allowed them to prod her in any of her orifices. But here’s a twist. She has engaged in some pretty heavy kissing and cuddling a couple of lucky guys got to caress her breast when opportunity presented itself. So if you play the part of a nice caring boyfriend for long enough you will in due course get the opportunity to explore her uncharted waters.

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    : You can have nice good time with her relishing the soft-core action, while preparing her all the while for the imminent no holds barred .
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    | Adventurous Virgins |

    Okay, you will enjoy this one. These are virgins who have allowed themselves to be coaxed into giving their boyfriends and occasional oral and also let him to finger her as a special treat.

    Technically speaking, as long as they have not experienced THAT, they are virgins. But what about the experience she has gained. If she squirms and cries when your insert junior, but has no compunctions in playing on it like a pro, can she really be classified as a virgin. It’s really your call.

    Advice: Think about it from the point of view of a recruiter interviewing a bunch of people. Would you rather hire an absolute fresher with no experience whatsoever or someone with several years of experience? Or would you rather go for someone who has worked as an intern at a couple of places but is yet to collect her first pay cheque. Some one who can be moulded and guided. Some who will do exactly as she is taught? To each his own!
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    | The Lying Virgin |

    There are some lucky women, whose vaginas if they don’t have sex for while, shrink back to their normal size. So if these women don’t engage in regular intercourse can easily pass the virginity test with flying colors, for there is a fair chance that they will bleed as well.

    There is absolutely no way you can be sure that the woman you are bedding is actually a virgin or she is just faking it.

    Advice: Any which way, virginity as a concept is outdated and overrated.
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    Thanks for the informative article

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    informative


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    Lolz Nice Thread keeeep It up

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    Lolz.......... who care today :P

    anyways nice find
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    Very interesting

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    there must b a cateogary of the gals... who are a bit conservative but have kissed once or twice but do not go any further... i knw some of them :P

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    Super Duper Virgins are the best. 7 Life 1 Wife

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    nice information

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