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    Talking Santa Banta Jokes




    Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
    Banta: A Cockroach
    Santa : Why?
    Banta : Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai




    Santa ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
    biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
    Santa bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya



    Santa: Yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
    uthaya Q nahi?
    Banta: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
    woh kya tera baap sunega



    A Judge said..
    order..
    Order..
    Order..
    Santa:
    1 Pizza
    2 Chicken
    1 Colddrink
    Judge:
    Shut Up.
    Santa:
    shutup nahin judje sahib 7Up..









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    Ek baar exam main question tha,
    "Challenge kise kehte hain?"
    Santa ne sare page khali chhod ker aakhri page per likha.
    "Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikha."





    Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
    Santa was not payin attention
    Techer asks: 'Santa repeat what I just said'.
    Santa replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' ..



    TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
    What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
    Santa: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM



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    ...............Nice Ones..........
    Love the Words
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    Mein bhi hun
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    I only understand English Jokes .. Very Funny
    The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only moment you reject all help are you free.

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    santa banta so funny
    Ek chotasa lamha hai, jo khatam nahi hoto...

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    Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
    Santa was not payin attention
    Techer asks: 'Santa repeat what I just said'.
    Santa replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' ..




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    Quote Originally Posted by nutkhutsunny View Post
    ...............Nice Ones..........
    Quote Originally Posted by hotspicyhot View Post
    I only understand English Jokes .. Very Funny
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    santa banta so funny
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    thanks all
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