Santa Banta Jokes

[roo]

Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Banta: A Cockroach
Santa : Why?
Banta : Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai



Santa ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Santa bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya



Santa: Yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Banta: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega



A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Santa:
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Colddrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
Santa:
shutup nahin judje sahib 7Up..

[roo]

Ek baar exam main question tha,
"Challenge kise kehte hain?"
Santa ne sare page khali chhod ker aakhri page per likha.
"Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikha."





Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Santa was not payin attention
Techer asks: 'Santa repeat what I just said'.
Santa replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' ..



TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Santa: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

[nutkhutsunny]

...............Nice Ones..........

[hotspicyhot]

I only understand English Jokes .. Very Funny

[vinaysofiya]

santa banta so funny

[! K !]

Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Santa was not payin attention
Techer asks: 'Santa repeat what I just said'.
Santa replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' ..

[roo]

...............Nice Ones..........

I only understand English Jokes .. Very Funny

santa banta so funny

thanks all

[roseboy11]