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    "My Name Is"

    [Chorus (2x):]
    Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
    My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
    Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
    My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

    Ahem.. excuse me!
    Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

    [Eminem:]
    Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
    Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
    Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
    Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
    My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
    But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
    And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
    Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
    Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
    Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
    Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's ** off
    And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
    I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ***
    Faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast
    C'mere ######! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
    I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off!

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem:]
    My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
    Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
    I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
    And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
    Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
    Flashed the bartender, then stuck my **** in the tip cup
    Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
    In a space ship while they screaming at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
    Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
    I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
    I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
    Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
    You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
    And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
    This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
    (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
    So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem:]
    Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
    Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
    I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (**** that!)
    I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!)
    Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
    I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
    All my life I was very deprived
    I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
    Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
    I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
    When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
    HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
    YOU AIN'T GOT NO **! (WAHHH!)
    I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
    Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
    I'm steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)
    And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
    Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

    [Chorus]
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    "My Fault"

    [Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song]

    [G - Eminem as Susan (the girl)]
    [D - Eminem as Dave]
    [J - Eminem as John]

    [Chorus: repeat 2X]

    I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
    I never meant to bring you to my world
    Now you sitting in the corner crying
    And now it's my fault my fault

    [Eminem]
    I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
    And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
    A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
    with first aid tape and raped on the first date
    Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stoped usin.was into bosse and
    alternative music. told me she was about to use it agzin. I said wiat first
    try this hallucionagin, its better than heroin and the the booze and the gin.
    come here lets go in here. Who's in the den? (It's me and Kelly) my bad! lets
    try another room "I don't trust you" shut up ###### chew up this mushroom. this
    will help you get in touch with your roots. We'll get bare-foot but naked and run
    in the woods. "oh hell might as well try 'em this party is so drag." Oh dag I
    didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag! (huh)
    [Chorus:]
    [1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end]
    [2nd repeat same as original Chorus]

    "Yo Sue!"
    [G] Get away from me, I don't know you
    Oh shoot, she's tripping..
    [G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
    I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
    I just wanted to make you appreciate nature.
    Susan stop crying i don't hate ya. the worlds not against you I'm sorry your
    father raped ya. So what, you had your coochie in your dad's mouth. Thats no
    reason to start wiggin and spaz out.
    she said "Help me I think I'm having a seisure!"
    I said "I'm high too (*****) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (let go!)
    Would you calm down you're startin to scare me.
    she said " I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married. I don't have any
    kids and I can't cook"
    I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!
    We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
    Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate.

    [Chorus:]
    [1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line and "It was an accident!" at the end]
    [2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
    Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
    [G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled
    I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
    Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb
    I'll be right back just chill baby please?
    I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these.
    "John, where's Dave at before I bash you?"
    [J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!
    "Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
    There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants
    choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left
    of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"
    [D] Well it depends on how many you had? I took three she ate the other
    twenty-two caps Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs,drinking lysol.
    "She's gonna die dude." I know and it's my fault!
    My god!
    [Chorus:]
    [1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second line and "What do I do?" at the end]
    [2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
    My God, I'm so sorry!
    I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!
    Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
    You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!
    I know you're not dead!
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    "The Real Slim Shady"

    [Eminem]
    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here..

    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
    and started whoopin her *** worse than before
    they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
    It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
    he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
    And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
    Feminist women love Eminem
    [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
    "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
    Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
    Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
    And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
    "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
    who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

    [Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?

    [Eminem]
    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
    well I do, so **** him and ** too!
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
    "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
    Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
    So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
    ######, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
    You little *****, put me on blast on MTV
    "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
    I should download her audio on MP3
    and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
    so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
    And there's a million of us just like me
    who cuss like me; who just don't give a **** like me
    who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
    and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
    things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it
    in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
    I just get on the mic and spit it
    and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just ###### it
    better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
    Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
    It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
    I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
    Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
    And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
    And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
    He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
    [*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
    Screaming "I don't give a ****!"
    with his windows down and his system up
    So, will the real Shady please stand up?
    And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

    [Chorus 4X]

    [Eminem]
    Ha ha
    Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    **** it, let's all stand up
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    rocking thread!!

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    Thanks for Sharing Buddy.........
    Love the Words
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    Mein bhi hun
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    "Still Don't Give a ****"

    [Eminem]
    A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death..
    Hell yeah I'm afraid of death
    I don't want to die yet
    A lot of people think.. that I worship the devil..
    that I do all types of.. retarded ######
    Look, I can't change the way I think
    And I can't change the way I am
    But if I offended you? Good
    Cause I still don't give a ****

    I'm zonin off of one joint, stoppin a limo
    Hopped in the window, shoppin a demo at gunpoint
    A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?
    **** a needle, here's a sword, bodypierce with this
    Livin amuk, never givin a ****
    Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck
    But I smoke dope in a cab
    I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab
    Come back the next week and re-open your scab (YEAH!)
    A killer instinct runs in the blood
    Emptyin full clips and buryin guns in the mud
    I've calmed down now -- I was heavy once into drugs
    I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz
    My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn
    The rest of my body's still bein operated on
    I'm ducked the **** down while I'm writin this rhyme
    Cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightnin this time

    [Chorus:]

    For all the weed that I've smoked - yo this blunt's for you
    To all the people I've offended - yeah ** too!
    To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past
    But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ***
    For all the drugs that I've done - yo I'm still gon' do
    To all the people I've offended - yeah ** too!
    For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past
    But I still don't give a ****, y'all can KISS MY ***

    [Eminem]
    I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you
    And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue
    I'll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles
    And pull you apart from both angles
    I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins
    And bust open like broken water mains
    So tell Saddam not to bother with makin another bomb
    Cause I'm crushin the whole world in my palm
    Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm
    So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb
    Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on
    And the pants to match ("Here momma try em on")
    I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
    a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
    (Shittin on rappers) Causin hospital accidents
    God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
    Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Ohh ######!)
    Now how in the **** am I supposed to get out of debt?
    I can't rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet
    Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches
    I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches
    I don't rap to get the women - **** *****es
    Give me a fat ###### that cooks and does dishes
    Never ran with a click - I'm a posse
    Kamikaze, strappin a mother****in bomb across me
    From the second I was born, my momma lost me
    I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy
    I don't know why the **** I'm here in the first place
    My worst day on this earth was my first birthday
    Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damage?
    ****, I was born during the earthquake

    [Chorus]
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    "Shake That (Remix)"
    (feat. Obie Trice, Bobby Creekwater)

    [Intro - talking]
    Shady, Aftermath
    BTOV

    There she goes shaking that *** on the floor
    Bumpin and grindin that pole
    The way she's grindin that pole
    I think I'm losing control
    Bobby Creek

    [Bobby Creek]
    I'm on the patron
    In the end I'm gone
    My eyes ain't clear
    I'm gone
    So she hear me wrong
    I'm kinda in the zone
    Cause the DJ playin' my song
    Just another opportunity for sayin' I'm known
    I'm from Atlanta
    So southern ain't just part of my grammar
    I can up and cock the hammer
    For any nigga
    But I came here to get on goose and tropicana
    Get loose put some more of my juice
    In your caboose
    Sippin everything from white grain
    To deuce juice
    With nothin' to gain
    But my grace and loose tooths
    Eminem came Obie stat and proof too
    Bobby creek is in the place
    The name is snoop too
    My drinks is 10 around
    I can make her spin around
    If she keep her dinner down
    Simmer down
    We can hit the telly when the fun stops
    And I hit you in ya ?
    Come sip on my gumdrops

    [Nate Dogg]
    I met a bad ***** last night in the D
    Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
    Conversation and Hennessey
    I've been to the mutha****in mountain top
    Heard mutha****ers talk, seen 'em drop
    If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
    And when I bust yo *** I'm gonna continue to rock
    Getcha *** of the wall with your two left feet
    It's real easy just follow the beat
    Don't let that fine girl pass you by
    Look real close cause strobe lights lie
    We bout to have a party (turn the music up)
    Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
    I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
    Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
    Some girls they act retarded
    Some girls are bout it bout it
    I'm lookin for a girl
    That will do whatever the ****
    I say everyday she be givin it up

    [Nate Dogg - Chorus]
    Shake that *** for me,
    Shake that *** for me
    Come on girl, shake that *** for me,
    Shake that *** for me
    Ohh girl, shake that *** for me,
    Shake that *** for me
    Come on girl, shake that *** for me,
    Shake that *** for me

    [Eminem]
    Obie Trice!

    [Obie Trice]
    One slug
    Couldn't snuff young cuz
    Goodness gracious
    Haters stay on these nuts
    Just like a hood rat chick who was curious
    Serious
    Full breast, ready to touch
    Who's that in the cool blue back
    With a new rag
    Givin' head while he poppin' the clutch
    True I had a few
    Obie rollin' with brews
    Annually knockin' the boots
    It's on manual
    The way I knock em outta they shoes
    Talk a little ######
    Then they anus'll ooze
    Talk a little spit on my ding-a-lang
    Who
    It's shady
    You know the name of the crew
    You know the aim is to bang you
    In the mansion
    With a magnum
    With a night pass to the matinee
    Obie
    Came to party
    You better ask somebody

    [Nate Dogg - Chorus]
    Shake that *** for me, shake that *** for me
    Come on girl, shake that *** for me,
    Shake that *** for me
    Ohh girl, shake that *** for me,
    Shake that *** for me
    Come on girl, shake that *** for me,
    Shake that *** for me
    Behind Every Successful Man There's A Women. That's Because Women Never Run After Men Who Don't Succeed!

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    "My Name Is (Bootleg Version)"

    [Chorus: repeat 2X]

    Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
    My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
    Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
    My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady

    Ahem.. excuse me!
    Can I have the attention of the class
    for one second?

    [Eminem]
    Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
    Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
    Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
    Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
    My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
    but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
    And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
    Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
    Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
    Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
    Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's ** off
    And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
    I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ***
    faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast
    C'mere ######! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
    I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off!

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
    The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
    I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
    and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
    Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
    Flashed the bartender, then stuck my **** in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
    Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
    Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
    Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
    I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
    I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
    Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
    You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
    and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
    This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
    So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
    Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
    I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
    I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
    Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
    I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
    All my life I was very deprived
    I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
    Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
    I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
    When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
    HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO **! (WAH!)
    I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
    Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
    I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
    And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
    Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
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    "Bad Guys Always Die"
    (feat. Dr. Dre)

    The Wild.. Gotham
    The Wild.. West [*BANG BANG, BANG*]
    Ha ha, ride..

    [Dr. Dre]
    All you see is the sun, reflecting off of the gun
    I'm ready for the showdown, that go down at one
    Sweat on my brow, let's settle it now
    I'm gonna show you how real cowboys get down
    I'm polishing gold, waiting for this drama to unfold
    I got a {blunt} rolled
    Feelin bold, gangsters blood runs cold
    It's time to reload this old .45 colt
    The wind's gusty, it's hot, muggy and dusty
    Bust a couple shots, make sure I'm not rusty
    It's passed noon, he should be here soon
    Sip a little moonshine inside a saloon
    All of a sudden I can hear the sound of hoofs
    Sounds like a thousand wolves
    I cock back, put the toast in the holster and froze
    I pose like a poster, he's closer than close
    I hold the heat sturdy, I heard he fight's dirty
    but I'm gonna put thirty inside him and leave early
    And just when I went to fill him with hot lead
    I put the gun to his head, and this is what he said

    [Eminem]
    You never met me, and you'll probably never see me again
    but I know you - the name's Slim - you want revenge?
    Then don't shoot, I'm in the same boots as you
    I'm telling the truth, I got a price on my head too, cause when you..

    [Chorus:]

    You ride like a cowboy toward the sun
    And life ain't fun, when you're on the run
    Got your gold and you got your gun
    But life as an outlaw just begun
    Got your shotgun by your side
    Got your horse and you got your pride
    You ride til there ain't no place to hide
    It's sad cause the bad guys always die

    [Dr. Dre + Eminem]
    He was "Shady," I seen by the look on his face
    He said take ten paces {######} I took eight
    Spun around and I aimed straight for the brain
    My {######} went bang but it only fired a blank, he said
    (You need bullets, hurry up run!) [*imitating Slick Rick*]
    I put a clip in the gun, and pointed at his lungs
    We both drew at the same time and stood stunned
    (Go ahead, shoot me, but I'm not the one you want)
    I figured he was telling the truth, that's why I didn't shoot
    So what we gonna do, it's on you
    (Do you recall when you and Snoop was a group?)
    The Chronic!
    (Well all we gotta do is find a map to part two)
    (And plus I know who's got it)
    Who?
    (Some old dude, he's got 26 plaques and he already sold two)
    Loaded up my saddle, got ready for battle
    Hid two pieces of gold inside of my satchel
    We rolled two miles until we hit the spot
    An old ghost town that everybody forgot
    A place where they used to smoke chronic a lot
    Slim grabbed the shotgun (Dre here's the plot)

    [Eminem]
    This is the spot, they call him Doc Loveless
    He's going around saying he took the game from us
    (Let's shoot him in his kneecaps, he'll never see it coming)
    But he ain't got no legs, they cut 'em off at the stomach
    He's got mechanical legs, he spins webs
    Plus he's well respected by the hip-hop heads
    Our mission - is to get him to stop laying eggs
    And we can put him on his back down a flight of steps

    [Dr. Dre]
    I drew two guns, spun them on my fingers
    Kicked the swinging doors in, started gun slinging
    I could hear somebody singin - it sounded like a "G Thang,"
    and a verse from "Keep Their Heads Ringing"
    I said "It's Dre's Day," and started to spray
    Against 1800, he pulls a AK
    Hollow tips started flying every which way

    [Eminem]
    That's when I seen Dre in trouble and came with the gauge
    I fired the first shot, spun his body around
    He hit the ground and landed upside down
    Dre grabbed the map, the plaques and the gold
    I grabbed two girlies and a {blunt} that's rolled

    [Chorus 2X]

    Always die..
    The Wild.. Gotham
    The Wild.. West [BANG BANG, BANG]
    Ha ha, ride..
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    "8 Mile Freestyle Pt.II vs "Lotto""

    [Lotto]
    [Spoken]
    Yo, it's time to get rid of this coward once and for all.
    I'm sick of the motha ****a! Check this ###### out!
    [Rap]
    I'll spit a racial slur, honky, sue me!
    This ###### is a horror flick,
    but the black guy doesn't die in this movie!
    ****in' wit Lotto, dawg, you gotta be kiddin!
    That makes me believe you really dont have a interest in livin!
    You think these niggas gonna feel the ###### you say?
    I got a betta chance joining the KKK.
    Or some real ######, though, I like you
    That's why I didn't wanna have to be the one you commit sucide to
    **** 'Lotto,' call me your leader
    I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from "Leave It To Beaver"
    I used to like that show, now you got me to "fight back" mode
    But oh well, if you gotta go, then you gotta go!
    I hate to do this, I would love for this ###### to last
    So I'll take pictures of my rear end so you won't forget my ***
    And all's well that ends well, ok?
    So I'll end this ###### wit a "**, but have a nice day!"

    [Eminem]
    Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver
    So was Eddie Haskal, Wally, and Ms. Cleaver
    This guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid!
    Quick, someone get his *** another steriod!
    "Blahbity bloo blah blah blahbity bloo blah!"
    I ain't hear a word you said, "hipidy hooblah!"
    Is that a tank top, or a new ***?
    Look, Snoop Dogg just got a ****in' **** job!
    Didn't you listen to the last round, meat head?
    Pay attention, you're sayin the same ###### that he said!
    Matter fact, dog, here's a pencil
    Go home, write some ######, make it suspenseful,
    And don't come back until something dope hits you
    **** it! You can take the mike home with you!
    Lookin' like a cyclone hit you,
    Tank top screamin', "Lotto, I don't fit you!"
    You see how far those white jokes get you
    Boy's like "How Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?"
    My motto: **** Lotto!
    I get the 7 digits from your mother for a dolla tomorrow!
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    "Maxine"
    (feat. Danaun Porter and 3)

    Maxine!! (Phone Rings)

    [Maxine:] Hello
    [Denaun:] Can I speak to Maxine?
    [Maxine:] Yeah this is me what's up?
    [Denaun:] What up?
    [Maxine:] Who dis?
    [Denaun:] Denaun
    [Maxine:] Yeah what's up?
    [Denaun:] What are you doing?
    [Maxine:] Nothing, just laying in bed
    [Denaun:] Huh?
    [Maxine:] Nothing, just laying in bed
    [Denaun:] Why?
    [Maxine:] I don't know, thinking about something freaky to do

    [Verse 1: Eminem]
    I know this crack fiend Maxine who needs a vaccine
    She tests positive but tells you that her act's clean
    Plus she got a sugar daddy
    Asking every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly
    If you mistook her sadly, on her reputation
    You're in jepordation, if you ain't got no preparation
    When you step away son, she got her face done
    Looking provocative, she'll let you knock it if
    You press the issue and get undressed to kiss you
    If you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twice
    But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency
    To go to the emergency cause it burns to pee
    Don't bring your germs to me, cause I ain't trying to hear it
    While your fighting you ****ing disease trying to clear it (Maxine!!)

    [Verse 2: Denaun Porter]
    Sometimes I wonder, what's your purpose? In life that is
    To get with every brother and unveil one of his kids, ######
    You living trife, got three kids at home and club hopping every night
    You say it's gonna stop but it.. just.. slows.. down
    And then speeds back to a regular pace, there is no end to this
    Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be
    You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that
    When you got niggas hiding in your closet
    I refrain from getting angry but you keep on that strangely

    [Verse 3: 3]
    I met this girl last week, she was a freak, and she liked me
    So I stepped on it and then asked my homies
    And chilled on the side and then watched they niggas
    Big game over there and take notes, while I get this number
    I stepped to her first I cleared my throat and said "Hey *****..
    Haven't I seen you before?", looked at my nigga
    Turned around and got slapped throughout my hands
    And said "Oh it's like that?"
    She said she just broke up with her nigga and ######
    She started crying, and asked me to forgive her and ######
    She said her name was Maxine, so I told her I wanted her number
    She asked could I give her mine two
    Got to the crib and called her up
    We got into a good conversation that's when she asked me could I ****
    I said "Maxine check this out,
    Give me your address I'll be through and you'll find out"
    Got to the crib she let me in
    She didn't waste time she grabbed my hand and proceeded to the bedroom
    I said "Hold up, and stop proceeding, you rushing things"
    What the **** are you doing?
    So I went for my protection, took off my clothes and started flexing
    As she went for my midsection
    I threw her down as I tore off her shirt
    Pulled out my jimmy and I thought about putting in work
    Before I hit it she said
    "3 don't get mad but there's something that I gotta tell your ***"
    I said "What is it, another nigga? It's ok"
    She said "No I forgot to tell you, that I got AIDS"
    I got up out

    [Denaun:] Hey, Maxine
    [Maxine:] What
    [Denaun:] You thinking about ****ing my ****?
    [Maxine:] Yeah for a small price
    [Denaun:] For a small price? What you mean?
    [Maxine:] You know, money nigga
    [Denaun:] You don't need no damn money,
    I can't give you no money anyways, I heard you got some ######.
    [Maxine:] (laughing) What you, what you hear I got?
    [Denaun:] AIDS
    [Maxine:] (laughing) Who told you that bullshit?
    [Denaun:] My nigga Kyu, he wouldn't lie
    [Maxine:] Well if that's the case, Kyu got it then
    [Denaun:] Oh for real, it's like that?
    [Maxine:] (laughing) Well I ain't got ######,
    so he ain't got ######, and if he do, he ain't get that ###### from me,
    I ain't ****ing around with no 3rd nigga
    [Denaun:] **** that, I ain't ****ing with you
    [Maxine:] No, see..
    [Denaun:] You got that ######, I ain't gotta **** with you
    [Maxine:] Hold on, why it ain't even like that
    [Denaun:] I want ya'll to get paid, ****ing..
    [Maxine:] (laughing as the phone hangs up)
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    "Open Mic"
    (feat. Thyme)

    Hey yo, what's up man? Hey, yo you been here all day man
    Ya'll been here every weekend man,
    I don't ever get a chance to rap first man!
    That's cause you whack!
    What?!? I ain't whack nigga, I got some raps for all ya'll
    Nigga my raps fresh, I'ma bust my raps first,
    you can bust yours after me if you want to
    No no man, I'm going first,
    I'm getting tired of everybody wanted to go first man
    You always rap first,
    I'm rapping I don't care what none of ya'll say,
    I'm fresh, I'm fresh

    [Thyme:]
    Ayo, who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    Point him out man I wanna know
    Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    (scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
    I said who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    Point him out ***** I wanna know
    Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    (scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know

    [Verse 1: Eminem]
    I'll have you taken back to Christ when you sacrifice
    The way you acting slice when I tear your back with knifes
    Jacking life's of MC's, now I'm set to launch a plan
    For blowing up the stage with illegal contraband
    A stomped your man so unless you want what he got
    You better set the mic down, I'm steaming like a teapot
    I'll make the tea hot, people get in my face and ask
    If I wanna battle, then I chase them in a Jason mask
    It's an amazing task to battle with success
    I never gave a ****, now I give a **** less
    And in a slug fest I get physical like physicians
    Invisible like magicians with mystical mic traditions
    Wicked wizardry, like a sorcerer and no remorse for you
    When I torture you throughout the course of my orchestra
    So feel the force of my spiritual images
    Slicing up an enemy's appendages till he hemorrhages
    My skin itches every time a rapper recites
    And when he's through with his verse, I'm all covered in flea bites
    You wanna see fights I got a match for you
    You couldn't flip ###### playing in toilets with a spatula

    [Chorus: Thyme]
    Ayo, who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    Point him out man I wanna know
    Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    (scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
    Ayo, who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    Point him out ***** I wanna know
    Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    (scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know

    [Verse 2: Eminem]
    You *****es get a hyst*****omy disrespecting me
    You wanna feel the full effect of me, hand a tech to me
    Intellectually superior, I'll make the whack wearier
    Inferior, deterior rate, like bacteria
    Materially, killing serially, clearly you'll see
    How much in fear when u hear me you'll be
    Shiver and shake, quiver and quake
    Bite a rhyme and rip it off then stiffer and ache, whither and break
    You slithering snake, gibbering fake, fibbering flake
    I'll twist you into a different shape
    And toss you in Michigan Lake, for fisherman sake
    If this is a dream you'd wish you can wake
    Every dis you can take, personal
    We ain't friends trying to make amends
    If you ain't ever stole a gate you can take a fence
    I make intense masterpieces and smash to pieces
    Your last releases, you bad diseases, that's the reason
    I'm showing you the proper way to operate a mic
    So pass it like a hot potato
    I've never been less than clever and fresh
    Severing flesh of fools who never impressed I can confess

    [Chorus: Thyme]
    Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    Point him out man I wanna know
    Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    (scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
    Ayo, who the **** passed you the mic man and said that you can flow?
    Point him out ***** I wanna know
    Who the **** passed you the mic and then said that you can flow?
    (scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
    Whhhooo the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    Point him out!! I wanna know
    Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    (scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
    Ayo let me get that mic manÃ…
    Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
    Who the **** passed you the mic, who the **** passed you the mic!!
    I got the rhymes *****, I'll kick that ######
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    Searchin'"
    (feat. Danaun Porter)

    [Women Singing:]
    Ain't no one special, special like you (4X)
    I been searching, but your the one I want in my life baby (4X)

    [Verse 1: Eminem]
    I'm reminiscing on your tenderness and the snuggling and teasing
    Missing what I remember, kissing and hugging and squeezing
    Bugging and weezing, I'm having trouble when breathing
    It's even tougher when sleeping
    But there's a couple of reasons that I'm suffering and grieving
    For loving and leaving, you all I'm thinking of in the evening
    You got my knees buckling and weakening
    Thoughts of nothing but freaking that I'm struggling to keep in
    And interrupt when I'm speaking
    I got some game that I'm preparing to run
    The way your lips sparkle and glare in the sun
    You got your hair in a bun, no matter what you're wearing you stun
    Cause your comparing to none, I wanna share in the fun
    I feel a passionate lust when I'm imagining just us alone at last with a
    touch
    I see you grasping to trust, but my intentions are good
    The seed is passing in dust
    I'm not asking to rush and answer immediately
    I just wanna be there for you and you to be there for me
    If you agree to repeat after me, I Love You (I love you baby)
    Cause I just need you to see, how much I'm eager to be
    Your man legally wed, your love's keeping me fed
    This is easily said, so you can lead or be led
    If you care to be down cause ain't nobody Like you no where to be found

    [Chorus:]
    [Women Singing:]
    I been searching, but your the one I want in my life baby (4X)

    [Verse 2: Denaun Porter]
    Baby it's all on you, it's you I call on boo
    Let's set a day up so you can fall on through
    We'll take a spin in a Lexus you can chill for dinner and breakfast
    Long enough to see how this gentleman sex'es
    We'll start it out with caviar, Don Parigne
    And then when it's a fact we are warm, carry on
    We'll take it slow, see nobody will hurry things
    I got the herbs the Bacardi and Hurricane
    If Daiquiris are in debate and not your thing that day
    It's still all right cause I got Minute Maid and Tangeray
    Your an incredible one that's rare, in bed with edible underwear
    You look impeccable, nothing compares
    I dream of freaking you, the women that will speak it too so
    It seems that there is not an end to things that we can do so
    Now we all set to play, only thing left to say is
    When you step away, baby but don't forget the Neglicie

    [Chorus:]
    [Women Singing:]
    I been searching, but your the one I want in my life baby (8X)
    Ain't no one special, special like you (2X)
    Behind Every Successful Man There's A Women. That's Because Women Never Run After Men Who Don't Succeed!

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    "Tonight"

    [Women Singing:]
    Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight

    [Verse 1:]
    I'm getting mad love, I'm snuggling hugs
    Druggling thugs, smuggling drugs, juggling jobs, guzzling jugs
    So here's a toast to federal checks
    Hetero sex, unaffordable medical debts, huh
    We travel in packs and ravel in facts and gravel in cracks
    To find babbling Max, gaffling tracks
    I grapple an axe for them baffling acts
    The mysterious stab in the backs who dabble in wax
    Still in my yard when I sculpted the culprit
    The tall ###### that will end up with his skull split
    Then I buried the hatchet, I carried on my back
    Butterfingers is here and it's necessary to scratch it
    Baby all I wanna do is swallow one and two
    Smoke a little bit and follow one of you
    Back home when the party ends
    So tonight I'm dropping naughty hints
    To the finest women in the audience

    [Chorus:]
    [Women Singing:]
    Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (blends in with lyrics)

    [Eminem:]
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

    [Verse 2:]
    Ayo, biters are like tarantulas, vandealous
    Living as scandalous as a television evangelist
    But I can handle this, I'm the rhyme biter crime fighter
    Caped crusader, taking care of undeserving lime lighters
    I think a living never meant for me
    Experimentally I found a way to spread interamentally
    When I stumbled upon this resolution
    By using a special fusion of chemical solution for this resolution
    You couldn't see me with binoculars
    I armed like an octopus
    Step on stage and you get socked and pushed
    Talking that junk like you went black, guarded your back
    Come battle me and you get smacked as hard as you act
    When I rap I represent it and will never referee in it
    Every minute so when I win it you never resent it
    I'm forever demented, come up with funk, I'll never be scented
    You got the point when I cleverly said it

    [Chorus:]
    [Women Singing:]
    Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (blends in with lyrics)

    [Eminem:]
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

    [Verse 3:]
    Eminem is heading skyward
    For those who thought that I would make you bored and treat you like a piece
    of plywood
    I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me
    With the agility to escape a killer bee colony
    So get your cameras and capture how miraculous
    I rap for all you Draculas and showed you all how whack you was
    I meant it as a dis, cause you don't posses the pizzazz as this
    I'm hazardous enough already as it is
    Without you adding fuel to the fire
    I'm cruel to the liar
    Who fails to recognize my reign of hell, rule to the sire
    Clinical studies show that I'm cynical
    There's no one who's identical to my fresh and authentic flow
    I'm sure the party people can agree
    That I'm enchanting, with the romantic
    Freaking the vocals so frantically
    So throw your hands up in the atmosphere
    And let them know the only party that was phat was here, just be like

    [Chorus:]
    [Women Singing:]
    Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (blends in with lyrics)

    [Eminem:]
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
    Cause we came here to do this tonight
    Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
    Behind Every Successful Man There's A Women. That's Because Women Never Run After Men Who Don't Succeed!

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    "Low, Down, Dirty"

    Warning, this ######'s gon be rated R, restricted
    You see this bullet hole in my neck? It's self inflicted
    Doctor slapped my momma, "***** you got a sick kid"
    Arrested, molested myself and got convicted
    Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises
    Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis
    I'm Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyll, disrespectful
    Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo
    "Murder Murder Redrum"
    Brain size of a bread crumb
    Which drug will I end up dead from
    Inebriated, till my stress is eleviated
    "How in the **** can Eminem and shady be related?"
    Illiterate, illigitimate ###### spitter
    ***** getter, hid in the bush like Margot Kidder
    Jumped out (Ahhhh!) killed the ***** and did her
    Use to let the babysitter **** my **** when I was little'er
    Smoke a blunt while I'm titty ****in Bette Midler
    Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler
    Y'all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler
    Didn't Ya? Bring your ***** I wanna see if this **** gon' fit in her

    [Chorus: Eminem + (Redman Sample) - 2X]
    [E] I'm low down and I'm shiftee!
    "And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
    and ask him where the **** did he get his damn raps from.."

    I lace tunes, I'm out this world like Space Moons
    With a bunch crazed loons dismissin brains like braze wounds
    Nothing but idiots and misfits, dipshits
    Doing whippits, passed out like Sanford snippits
    Where's the weed, I wanna tamper with it
    I'ma let your grandpa hit it
    Mix it up with cocaine so her can't forget it
    **** it, maybe I'm a bum
    But I was put on this earth to make your baby mama cum
    So what I'm on is way beyond the bomb or any alcoholic beverage
    Losing all of my leverage
    Went up inside the First National Bank broke, and left rich
    Walking bio-hazard causing wreckage
    Smoked out like Eckridge
    Band just making my neck itch
    What the ****? Gimme the tech *****
    You just lost your tip, there's a pubic hair in my breakfast
    Got ###### popping off like bottle cap tips
    Get your cap peeled like the dead skin of your mama's chapped lips
    Slap hips, support domestic violence
    Beat your *****es *** while your kids stare in silence
    I'm just joking, is Dirty Dozen's really dust smoking?
    If all your ######'s missing, than probably one of us broke in

    [Chorus]

    My head's ringing, like it was Spider Sense tingling
    Lit it like Green Bay did when they shitted on New England
    I'm out the game, put the second string in
    This Brandy got my swinging
    Bobbing back and forth like a penguin
    Delinquent, toking microphones with Broken English
    Make your mama be like "Ohh! This is good! Who sing this?"
    "Slim Shady, his tape is dope, I love it
    It's rugged, but he needs to quit talking all that drug ######."
    It was predicted by a medic
    I'd grow to be an addicted diabetic
    Living off liquid Triametic
    Pathetic, but I don't think this headache's ever vanishing
    Panicing, I think I might have just took too much Anasin
    Frozen Manaquin, posted stiffer than a statue
    I think I'm dying, God is that you?
    Somebody help me, before I OD on an LP
    Take me to ER ASAP for and IV
    Mother**** JLB, they don't support no hip hop
    They say that's where it ends, the closest they gon come is Tupac
    It's politics, it's all a fix
    Setup by these white blue collared hicks
    Just to make a dollar off of black music
    With a subliminal ball of tricks
    But those can kiss *** and swallow ****s
    Behind Every Successful Man There's A Women. That's Because Women Never Run After Men Who Don't Succeed!

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