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    A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs — and I was in the wrong one.

    Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , TX
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    At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. ‘Big breaths,’ I instructed. ‘Yes, they used to be,’ replied the patient.

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    One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’

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    During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. ‘Which one?’ I asked.

    ‘The patch, the nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours, and now I’m running out of places to put it!’

    I had him quickly undress, and discovered what I hoped I wouldn’t see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.


    Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St . Clair, Norfolk , VA.
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    While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ‘How long have you been bedridden?’

    After a look of complete confusion, she answered…’Why, not for about twenty years — when my husband was alive.’


    Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis , OR
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    I was caring for a woman and asked, ‘So, how’s your breakfast this morning?’

    ‘It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste,’ the patient replied.

    I then asked to see the jelly, and the woman produced a foil packet labeled ‘KY Jelly.’


    Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , MI
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    Quote Originally Posted by dilmir View Post
    One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’

    Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg






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