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    This guy is really horny, but all he has is two pounds. He goes to the
    nearest wh*re house and says to the man working there,
    "Look, I'm really horny, but all I have is two pounds. What can I get?"

    "Well, the cheapest we have is one 100. But I'll cut you a deal on two
    conditions. For two quid, I'll let you go down two doors on the right,
    but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!"

    The horny man agrees and goes two doors down on the right with the
    black condom on and the lights out.
    A while later he comes back out and says to the man working there,
    "Man, that was the best sex I've ever had, but why did I have to wear
    the black condom?"

    "Well, you gotta show some respect for the dead!"

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    .... funny...........



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