Respect

[RS777]

This guy is really horny, but all he has is two pounds. He goes to the
nearest wh*re house and says to the man working there,
"Look, I'm really horny, but all I have is two pounds. What can I get?"

"Well, the cheapest we have is one 100. But I'll cut you a deal on two
conditions. For two quid, I'll let you go down two doors on the right,
but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!"

The horny man agrees and goes two doors down on the right with the
black condom on and the lights out.
A while later he comes back out and says to the man working there,
"Man, that was the best sex I've ever had, but why did I have to wear
the black condom?"

"Well, you gotta show some respect for the dead!"

[frustrated]

Dont post different threads for each joke. Post all in one thread.

[Rocky-10]

.... funny...........