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    Default Thirteen terribly weird facts about women

    This nothing personal. This only a part taken from a very famous book. So don,t take it in personally.

    It is generally believed that the difference between men and women is enormous. Women and men differ in almost every imaginable aspect of human life, especially when it comes to psychology.


    A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women doe not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.

    Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.

    When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.


    After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown.



    A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.



    Many women worry about their looks when having sex.



    Women open bottles with bottle openers.



    A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around.



    Women are absolutely indifferent to their private part; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.



    Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle.



    If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.



    When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.



    Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.

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    nice

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    great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by desper View Post
    great!
    Quote Originally Posted by amri17amri View Post
    nice
    Thanks for replying.....
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    yeah really weird......



    Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
    but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky-10 View Post
    yeah really weird......
    Thanks for replying.
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    Wierd but kinda funny!..Added!
    If u cannot find the brighter side of life, polish the darker side!

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    ...... Sounds Funny too....
    Love the Words
    Eco friendly, Nature ke Rakshak
    Mein bhi hun
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    Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.





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    Quote Originally Posted by bondx99 View Post
    Wierd but kinda funny!..Added!
    Quote Originally Posted by nutkhutsunny View Post
    ...... Sounds Funny too....
    Quote Originally Posted by deepk111 View Post



    Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.





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    OhMyGod!!!! Soooooo true ... I can relate to ALL of these ... that means I am a true woman!!! YEAH!!!!
    TFS

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    Quote Originally Posted by canadian31 View Post
    OhMyGod!!!! Soooooo true ... I can relate to ALL of these ... that means I am a true woman!!! YEAH!!!!
    TFS

    Self analyzing maam...?????
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    Have you read these facts????
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    It seems funny!!!!!!!! but doesnt apply to everyone!! especially when get dress put blouse first!!! and others!!!! its not always like that!! but nice find!! it apply to many as well!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zia1507 View Post
    It seems funny!!!!!!!! but doesnt apply to everyone!! especially when get dress put blouse first!!! and others!!!! its not always like that!! but nice find!! it apply to many as well!!!!!


    Yes, It is a Universal observation...
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