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    Default Adult jokes: 18+ only;)

    Adult jokes fr u guys
    Ppl younger than 18, aakhen band karlo


    1.
    American: India is backward in Sex Technology



    Angry Santa Started Shaking his body!



    American: Why are U Shaking?



    Santa: Im ****ing ur wife thru Bluetooth!

    2.

    Fauji's wife sends daily a New Nude Photo 2 her Hubby wid both legs wide open- I'll WAIT LYK DIS TILL U COME..



    Hubby: Dats oki, But whos taking d Photos??

    3.
    Americans names are like JHONSON
    PETERSON
    KEVINSON
    ERRICSON WILSON JACOBSON
    Because their MOM can easily identify whose son is this.:-)




    4.
    A man n dog went to a river.
    man remove all his cloths.dog strted laughing.
    man-y ru laughing.
    dog-u hav tail infront.




    5.
    Judge:Can u tell me d exact place where dis man

    raped ur wife?

    Santa liftd his wifes sar i&pulled down her
    panty& says, ' Ethe,My Lord,Ethe !'

    6.
    Woman sitting on a park bench.

    Beggar: Hi darling!

    Lets have some fun

    She angrily: How dare you?

    Beggar: Then What r u doing on my BED?



    7.
    What is common between a pen drive and vagina?



    Both store Large data in a small place!



    8.
    Shirt of a prostitute:
    SAve A Virgin,Screw Me InsteAd!!

    But On Guys Shirt:
    Prevent RApe,SAy Yes InsteAd.

    9.
    A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

    The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.

    The judge turns to the husband and says 'What do you have to say in your defense?'

    The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. ‘Your Honor.
    If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out..
    whose Pepsi is it ..
    the machines or mine?


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    Last edited by amitsush; 23-07-2009 at 11:44 AM.

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    NICE ONES KEEP ADDING MORE

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    Thnx fr the reply guys!!

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    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


    really funnyyyy.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky_29 View Post
    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


    really funnyyyy.......

    Thanks for Sharing.

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    hahah these are really so nice...........................rep error
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    Quote Originally Posted by rikkuartz View Post
    hahah these are really so nice...........................rep error
    Hey thnx!!

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    Vish naught dude nice very nice.

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    thts really gud ones dude............++++++++

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    Pepsi joke was very good

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    Hey thnx guyz...

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    nice jokes but

    use santa in place of sardar
    I WILL LOOK FOR U
    I WILL FIND U AND
    I WILL BAN U


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