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Adult jokes fr u guys
Ppl younger than 18, aakhen band karlo
1.
American: India is backward in Sex Technology
Angry Santa Started Shaking his body!
American: Why are U Shaking?
Santa: Im ****ing ur wife thru Bluetooth!
2.
Fauji's wife sends daily a New Nude Photo 2 her Hubby wid both legs wide open- I'll WAIT LYK DIS TILL U COME..
Hubby: Dats oki, But whos taking d Photos??
3.
Americans names are like JHONSON
PETERSON
KEVINSON
ERRICSON WILSON JACOBSON
Because their MOM can easily identify whose son is this.:-)
4.
A man n dog went to a river.
man remove all his cloths.dog strted laughing.
man-y ru laughing.
dog-u hav tail infront.
5.
Judge:Can u tell me d exact place where dis man
raped ur wife?
Santa liftd his wifes sar i&pulled down her
panty& says, ' Ethe,My Lord,Ethe !'
6.
Woman sitting on a park bench.
Beggar: Hi darling!
Lets have some fun
She angrily: How dare you?
Beggar: Then What r u doing on my BED?
7.
What is common between a pen drive and vagina?
Both store Large data in a small place!
8.
Shirt of a prostitute:
SAve A Virgin,Screw Me InsteAd!!
But On Guys Shirt:
Prevent RApe,SAy Yes InsteAd.
9.
A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.
The judge turns to the husband and says 'What do you have to say in your defense?'
The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. ‘Your Honor.
If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out..
whose Pepsi is it ..
the machines or mine?
Waiting fr Reps And Replies!!
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Originally Posted by rocky_29
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