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    Talking Tax Structure in India funny but true!

    Question 1 : What are you doing?
    Ans : Business.
    Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!


    Question 2 : What are you doing in Business?
    Ans : Selling the Goods.
    Tax : PAY SALES TAX!


    Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods?
    Ans : From other State/Abroad
    Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI


    Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
    Ans : Profit.
    Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!


    Question 5: How do you distribute profit ?
    Ans : By way of dividend
    Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX


    Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
    Ans. : Factory...
    Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!


    Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
    Ans : Yes
    Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!


    Question 8 : Do you have Staff?
    Ans. : Yes
    Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!


    Question 9 : Doing business in Millions?
    Ans. : Yes -- Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
    Ans : No -- Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax


    Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
    Ans : Yes, for Salary.
    Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!


    Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
    Ans : Hotel
    Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX


    Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
    Ans : Yes
    Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX


    Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Services?
    Ans : Yes
    Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX


    Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount?
    Ans : Gift on birthday.
    Tax : PAY GIFT TAX


    Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth?
    Ans. : Yes
    Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX


    Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
    Ans : Cinema or Resort.
    Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX


    Question 17 : Have you purchased House?
    Ans : Yes
    Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE


    Question 18 : How you Travel?
    Ans : Bus
    Tax : PAY SURCHARGE


    Question 19.: Any Additional Tax?
    Ans : Yes
    Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX


    Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
    Ans : Yes
    Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY


    21) INDIAN : Can I die now??
    Ans : Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!
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    Very true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    i know.......

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    hahahahah .... thts really very true ....
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    hahahahahahahaaha

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    100% true.

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    old but true..
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    lolzzz.......

    indeed verryy funny but true..

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    Tax regime is simply mystifying ! Just returned from filing this year's tax return !
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    even i also paid u tax..................

    Ek chotasa lamha hai, jo khatam nahi hoto...

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    oh my God do u really have so many tax?

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    very true...................TFS






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    RightLY Said

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    Real and funny

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