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    Arrow Physics Nobel Prize

    This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize !

    Equation 1

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore,
    Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

    Therefore,
    Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

    In other words,
    Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

    Equation 2

    Men = eat + sleep + earn money
    Donkeys = eat + sleep

    Therefore,
    Men = Donkeys + earn money

    Therefore,
    Men - earn money = Donkeys

    In other words,
    Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====

    Equation 3

    Women = eat + sleep + spend
    Donkeys = eat + sleep

    Therefore,
    Women = Donkeys + spend

    Therefore,
    Women - spend = Donkeys

    I n other words,
    Women that don't spend = Donkeys
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====

    To Conclude:

    >From Equation 2 and Equation 3
    Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

    So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

    And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

    So, we have?
    Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

    Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
    Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together







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