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    Talking Ladies vs. Real women

    Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's stillcooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt foran instant"fix-me-up."

    Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking,that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "Imade it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."


    Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

    Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.. You might still have the headache, but who cares?


    Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

    Real Woman - Just s uck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feetup, eating it anyway.


    Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

    Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.


    Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, usea bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

    Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.


    Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

    Real Woman - Swanson frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.


    Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latexdishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jarseasy.

    Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbour to do it.


    And finally the most important tip....


    Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

    Real Woman - LEFTOVER WINE ?????
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    Nice info bhai...
    thanks!!!

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    Bhai ill Go 4 Both real and Ladies Mixture



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    good one...me a lady okAY!!!! plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Good ones.... Thanx for info...



    Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
    but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

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    repost…… copied and pasted word to word from another thread

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