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    Whatever You Don't Need, She Will Sell It To You
    Why no one has put Katie Price on the Home Shopping Network is a complete mystery, because the woman can sell anything. And the magical thing is: she doesn't even have to try. She just puts on some lingerie and holds up whatever product needs a buyer and voila. Sold!
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    1. She Can Sell Hair Dryers!
    This is from 2007 when she launched Jordan Haircare Electricals aka "cheap pink plastic hair dryers made in China".


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    2. She Can Sell Lingerie!
    Yeah, this is a no brainer. A self-styled glamour model selling underwear. For the record, we own several pairs. Stuff fits very nicely.


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    3. She Can Sell Equestrian Clothing!
    If your horse is male and not gay and you put him in Katie Price's "KP Equestrian" clothes, he will buck you the hell off and into a creek. Just saying...

    Just look at the confidence in this woman's eyes mugging for the camera. Hell, we bought some of this equestrian crap and we don't even own a horse.


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    4. She Can Sell Books!
    Who knows what's actually in this book. No one's ever opened it. But we're guessing there are lots of smart words. We bought 50,000 and built a 3-story igloo with them. Very useful as far as books by glamour models go.


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    5. She Can Sell These Things for Your Hair!
    Can't decide if you want to straighten or curl your hair? Do both! Or neither! Just buy this stuff. It's pink and you need it.


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    6. She Can Sell Perfume Stuff!
    If Katie Price can sell clothing for horses, she can sure as hell sell some perfume. Doesn't matter that it smells like a combination of Paco Rabanne and donkey sweat, just look at its salesman! Hello? This is a glamour model, folks. She takes PayPal.


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    7. She Can Sell More Lingerie
    You know the routine. Get out your credit card. Buy lingerie. Stick it in your dresser, unworn. Remove a year later. Examine. Try on. Put back in drawer. Remove a year later. Sell at garage sale. Repeat next Katie Price lingerie launch.


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    8.She Can Sell Helicopters!
    Chrome-plated exhaust pipes are not yet standard in the Bell 407, but the full integration of speed, performance and maneuverability are. And Katie Price wants you to buy one. Or two! Also included: a spacious cabin that seats up to seven glamour models, unmatched rotor authority for an incredibly smooth ride in virtually all conditions. In fact, if you buy one of these, chances are, Katie Price will come with it.


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    9. She Can Sell Oily Dudes
    Not sure what Katie Price is actually selling here, but probably, somehow, these oily gay dudes. Unable to resist anything that Katie Price is selling, holy crap do we suddenly have a surplus of them hanging out in our office. And once you buy them, what do you do? Katie Price doesn't tell you, she's moved on to selling her next product. Well, Katie Price, you can come pick up your oily dudes now. They're cleaning out our fridge daily!


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    if she sells ciggies and alcohol..send her to me....lolx

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    nice...........

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    Nice Share........!!

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