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    Husband Vs. Wife



    Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
    Hello Kiya,
    Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
    Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi



    wife hit her husband with frying pan
    Husband: What was that for.....?
    Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
    with the name Jenny on it...
    Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
    Wife: Sorry..!
    Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
    Husband: What now..?
    Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.


    Message of the year
    Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
    Why? Very simple…
    A woman does not have a wife....!!!



    Wife came home with a goat.
    Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
    Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
    Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"



    Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
    Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
    Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kya hai"
    Wife:Zeher.
    Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:



    Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
    Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.
    Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha



    Why did u shoot ur wife ? This is the best......
    Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
    Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.



    How women call their husband in first 6 years
    How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
    Yr 1. Janu
    Yr 2. O jee.
    Yr 3. Sunte ho?
    Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
    Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
    Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?



    Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
    Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta



    Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
    Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
    Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)



    Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere agey
    kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
    Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
    Husband:Apni shadi ki





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    Good 2 read Again........!!

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    nice to see reply



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    Quote Originally Posted by sherry~ View Post


    [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="4"]Husband Vs. Wife

    Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
    Hello Kiya,
    Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
    Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi


    Ek chotasa lamha hai, jo khatam nahi hoto...

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