ALAN CARR and JAMES CORDEN had a gay old time tearing up the dancefloor at the campest do in town on Thursday.

Funnyman Alan even started ripping his clothes off at the London launch party for MARIAH CAREY's album.

She makes me want to rip something off too - my eyeballs.

The joker who customised the giant pic of Mariah, which she had modestly stuck on her Rolls-Royce, should get a medal.

They glued a bit of tape over her lip so it looked like a Hitler 'tache.