Nothing quite burns off the calories from last night’s Thanksgiving dinner like a morning of intense shopping. I for one opt for the streets of Soho, but it doesn’t matter where you shop—it’s how you look doing it. Resist the Ugg(ly) boots and plaid pajama pants, and take a page from Kim Kardashian’s book: you want to look like you’re wearing the runway, even as you’re buying it. Remember people, I’m always watching—and I despise nothing more than a sloppy shopper.