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    Talking Non-Veg Jokes ...(+18)

    On wedding night. Dulha entering his room. Prayed Oh god! Mujhe taaqat aur guidance de.

    Dulhan boli, Taqat ki dua mang, Guide main kar dungi...

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    An Airtel boy opens da BRA of Reliance Girl and says "Aissi Azadi Aur Khana."

    The Reliance girl puts her hand in his underwear & says "Kar lo duniya mitthi mein."

    Itna Karo K Kabhi Kam Na Pade, Par Sala Kam Padh Hi Jata Hai


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    Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea) Bana do.

    Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni?

    Boss: 2 Spoon.

    Secrtary: D00dh kitna?

    Boss: D00dH bus Dikha do me khud Daal longa!
    Itna Karo K Kabhi Kam Na Pade, Par Sala Kam Padh Hi Jata Hai


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    Girl to doctor - I hv taken an I-pill by mistake. Now wat shud I do?

    Doc: Get ur self fuc-ked within 72 hrs, otherwise the tablet will not work.
    Itna Karo K Kabhi Kam Na Pade, Par Sala Kam Padh Hi Jata Hai


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    Teacher class mein apne baby ko d00dh pilate hue boli:

    Ale ale mela beta d00dh p k doctor banega.

    Pappu: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compunder hi ban jaayenge.
    Itna Karo K Kabhi Kam Na Pade, Par Sala Kam Padh Hi Jata Hai


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    Santa and his wife

    Preeto: I want good manners in bed just like at the dinner table.

    Santa climbs slowly into the bed, smiles and says: "honey, would you pass the b00bs please"
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    1girl to another: kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se maar raha tha!

    2girl: Tu dar mat, agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roz abortion karvana padta
    Itna Karo K Kabhi Kam Na Pade, Par Sala Kam Padh Hi Jata Hai


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    Unmarried girl got pregnant, went to insurance office for claim.
    Officer: Ur policy covers sickness, accident not pregnancy!
    Girl: It was an accident.


    @thread acha time pass hai
    ate jaate jo milta hai tumsa lagta hai
    mai to pagal ho jawunga aisa lagata hai

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    Sex & Shopping

    Sex & shopping have one thing in common!

    In both the cases men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on and on!
    ate jaate jo milta hai tumsa lagta hai
    mai to pagal ho jawunga aisa lagata hai

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    Chote bas kar pet mein dard ho gaya...... damm funny..!!!
    God is Really Creative....I Mean... Just Luk @ Me ...!!!

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    "Kar lo duniya mitthi mein."
    Play To Win or Don't Play At All
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    Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha Teacher: “Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hai” Santa: “Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudayi Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso Ke Tel Se“

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