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    Urbandictionary defines a Manwhore as “most of the time they end up being your boyfriend who you thought loved you… who you thought you loved.”

    Since that made absolutely no sense, we will just go with “Guys who piss on monogamy like R. Kelly at an Olsen twin sleepover.” So here we are, the top 10 Manwhores of 2009.



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    10. Tony Romo- You have to be pretty retarded to get caught cheating on Jessica Simpson. I would think if someone told her that Tony was having an affair, she would start looking for the cotton candy and dunk tank.

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    9. Jon Gosselin- I don’t blame him for cheating, she is a whore. But it must be nice to have super sperm that makes you millions and be on TV everyday?

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    8. Amy Winehouse- In the beginning of the year Winhouse exclaimed in an interview, “We just had sex. Can’t you tell?” Too bad she wasn’t standing next to her husband.
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    7. Josh Duhamel- I had no clue who this guy was until I started this list. Turns out he is married to Fergie and was asking some stripper for sex. Let’s be honest, Fergie is in a group with two black guys and some dude that looks like the human version of Sher Kahn. She probably plays their bass lines through her hollowed out vag. I say he has the right to a stripper every once and a while.

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    6. Charlie Sheen- He was recently arrested for a domestic violence dispute with his latest wife. Although it has not been said yet, we can safely assume that “domestic violence” is code for “the ***** found out so I dropped her like a used rubber.” Sheen was number 2 on Maxim’s Sex Legends list, having done the horizontal polka with 5,000 women. It is safe to say that he cheats more than the 2007 Patriots.
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    5. Silvio Berlusconi- If you have no clue who this man is, he is the Prime Minister of Italy. Now that you have been introduced, you can proceed to see the most badassman alive for being worth 9.4 billion dollars and banging this 18 year old piece :


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    4. Mark Sanford- What a slap in the face to use your states tax dollars to fly to Argentina to see your mistress. Now how is South Carolina going to build that second school and pay for them there picture books and stuff. Oh well, back to the old finger painting board.


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    3. Mel Gibson- Twenty-nine years of marriage? Seven kids? Two grandchildren? How could you throw it all away Mel? How could you just up and walk away from such a holy union as…



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    2.David Letterman- Letterman admitted to having affairs with staffers and interns on the Late Show. He made a public apology that many people thought was a joke on one of his shows and the next day it blew up all over the news. The only news worthy of reporting is that there were actually people watching his show that gave a shit. Still though, big props to Dave for demonstrating that even if you are older than sunlight, as long as you can make a chick laugh you can keep popping viagra.



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    1. Tiger Woods- Two things shocked me in 2009, Michael Jackson dying and finding out Mexico had a Navy and they actually do shit. Tiger woods cheating, however, did not. The only black man worth over 20 million dollars that has ever been faithful to a white woman is Seal, and that is only because his face looks like someone left a Baby Ruth in their pocket.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DesiCasanova View Post
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    1. Tiger Woods



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    ohh man he tops the list....poor his wife....
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    1. Tiger Woods- Two things shocked me in 2009, Michael Jackson dying and finding out Mexico had a Navy and they actually do shit. Tiger woods cheating, however, did not. The only black man worth over 20 million dollars that has ever been faithful to a white woman is Seal, and that is only because his face looks like someone left a Baby Ruth in their pocket.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hotspicyhot View Post
    Poor Boy !!
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    ohh man he tops the list....poor his wife....
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