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    Lightbulb Where to Cross the Border?

    Hello Friends..... ..

    Subject: Where to Cross The Border?



    If You Cross
    The North KoreanBorder Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.

    If You Cross
    The IranianBorder Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.

    If You Cross
    The AfghanBorder Illegally, You Get Shot.

    If You Cross
    The Saudi ArabianBorder Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

    If You Cross
    The ChineseBorder Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.

    If You Cross
    The VenezuelanBorder Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

    If You Cross
    The CubanBorder Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

    If You Enter
    BritainIllegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

    If You Are A
    Pakistani or a BangladeshiAnd Illegally Cross The Indian BorderYou Get
    - A Ration Card,
    - Passport ( 1 or more)
    - Haz Subsidy,
    - A Drivers License,
    - Voter Identity Card,
    - Job Reservation,
    - Special Privileges,
    - Credit Cards,
    - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
    - Free Education,
    - Free Health Care,
    - A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of expert human right activists.
    - The right to talk about secularism, which was
    not heard of back home

    With best Wishes

    Rajpal Dular
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    good one Yaar!
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    If You Are A Pakistani or a BangladeshiAnd Illegally Cross The Indian BorderYou Get
    - A Ration Card,
    - Passport ( 1 or more)
    - Haz Subsidy,
    - A Drivers License,
    - Voter Identity Card,
    - Job Reservation,
    - Special Privileges,
    - Credit Cards,
    - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
    - Free Education,
    - Free Health Care,
    - A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of expert human right activists.
    - The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home
    Thats precisely because for us "Athiti Devo Bhava"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rajpaldular View Post
    Hello Friends..... ..

    Subject: Where to Cross The Border?


    If You Cross The North KoreanBorder Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.

    If You Cross The IranianBorder Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.

    If You Cross The AfghanBorder Illegally, You Get Shot.

    If You Cross The Saudi ArabianBorder Illegally You Will Be Jailed.


    If You Cross The ChineseBorder Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.

    If You Cross The VenezuelanBorder Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

    If You Cross The CubanBorder Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.


    If You Enter BritainIllegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

    If You Are A Pakistani or a BangladeshiAnd Illegally Cross The Indian BorderYou Get
    - A Ration Card,
    - Passport ( 1 or more)
    - Haz Subsidy,
    - A Drivers License,
    - Voter Identity Card,
    - Job Reservation,
    - Special Privileges,
    - Credit Cards,
    - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
    - Free Education,
    - Free Health Care,
    - A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of expert human right activists.
    - The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home

    With best Wishes

    Rajpal Dular

    i think its not true
    Last edited by passion_unlimitedd; 05-01-2010 at 05:55 PM.
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    Ye kya keh rahe ho...

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    how is it possible....

    is it true......??????????

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    hahahah...its a joke

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    If You Are A [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]Pakistani or a BangladeshiAnd Illegally Cross The Indian BorderYou Get
    - A Ration Card,
    - Passport ( 1 or more)
    - Haz Subsidy,
    - A Drivers License,
    - Voter Identity Card,
    - Job Reservation,
    - Special Privileges,
    - Credit Cards,
    - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
    - Free Education,
    - Free Health Care,
    - A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of expert human right activists.
    - The right to talk about secularism, which was
    not heard of back home

    With best Wishes

    Rajpal Dular[/QUOTE]

    this rule is the same in bangla and pak

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    good one............

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    incredible India.............

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    Thank you very much to reply....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rajpaldular View Post
    If You Are A [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]Pakistani or a BangladeshiAnd Illegally Cross The Indian BorderYou Get
    - A Ration Card,
    - Passport ( 1 or more)
    - Haz Subsidy,
    - A Drivers License,
    - Voter Identity Card,
    - Job Reservation,
    - Special Privileges,
    - Credit Cards,
    - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
    - Free Education,
    - Free Health Care,
    - A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of expert human right activists.
    - The right to talk about secularism, which was
    not heard of back home

    With best Wishes

    Rajpal Dular
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