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    Default World economics...!!!!!


    TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
    You have two cows
    You sell one and buy a bull
    Your herd multiplies and the economy grows
    You retire on the income

    INDIAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows
    You worship them

    PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
    You don't have any cows
    You claim that the Indian cows belong to you
    You ask the US for financial aid,
    China for military aid,
    Britain for warplanes,
    Italy for machines,
    Germany for technology,
    France for submarines,
    Switzerland for loans,
    Russia for drugs and
    Japan for equipment
    You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world

    AMERICAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows
    You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows
    You profess surprise when the cow drops dead
    You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will
    be a
    danger to mankind
    You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows

    FRENCH ECONOMICS
    You have two cows
    You go on strike because you want three cows

    GERMAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows
    You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month
    and
    milk themselves

    SWISS ECONOMICS
    You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you
    You charge others for storing them

    JAPANESE ECONOMICS
    You have two cows
    You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
    cow
    and produce twenty times the milk
    You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them
    worldwide

    CHINESE ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You have 300 people milking them.
    You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
    reporting the actual numbers.

    RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.

    You count them and learn you have five cows.

    You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
    You give up counting and open another bottle of Vodka

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    German and Japanese economics are great... i was laughing at this hour and the whole block was ringing with my laughter!

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    hahaha nice share

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    very nice share.......... thanks

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    russian economics is the best ....suits with iggy
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    Vittmantri want to become a CA....????

    nice share...

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    Haha, couldn't stop laughing reading this- Loved all of them. Great Humor
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    There is another similar Explanation of Politics, which is great one too

    Politics Explained !!

    http://forum.santabanta.com/showthread.htm?t=167726
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    yaa nice share...
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    Thanx to all of you...

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    nice.........tfs..........

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    Nice..............
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