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    Default The worst pjs.....

    Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
    the pond increases. How?





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    A - The other 9 fish are crying.................




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    Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
    RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
    all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
    stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
    fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???


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    coz, they all started clapping !!!!



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    What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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    Whatz a PJ ?
    Obviously "a poor joke"





    Whatz a (P + i J)?









    - A "complex poor joke"



    Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

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    - Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.




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    Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
    other and want to get married, but cannot.
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    Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.









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