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    Decoding ladies body lingo


    HAVE you ever wondered how great your life would be if you actually understood anything about women? Well, worry not guys, help is here.

    Confused by the fairer sex, Mel Croft and Matt Windsor created a funny and easy to use tool to decipher the visual signifiers of female interaction.

    The Secret Body Language of Girls is a tongue-in-cheek guide to all those strange actions you don't quite understand - like the classic Watch Me Get Served First pictured above.


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    Not a chance



    KNOWN in parts of Europe as the Brush Off, this thoroughly heartbreaking dismissal was created as a way of 'sweeping away' unwanted male attention without having to continuously repeat polite conversation where the result would be "I'm sorry, you're just not my type".

    Of course what she really meant was "not a chance".


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    Not tonight, love



    THE three little words, along with 'I Love You', that bring the average bloke to tears - and not the joyful type - the tears that show a man to be sad, depressed and frustrated.

    'Not Tonight Love', accompanied by the usual faux temple-squeeze, is known to blokes throughout the land as the sign that there is no chance for you at night



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    I'm up here



    EYE contact is the most important thing to a girl.

    Even scientists agree. Eyes are the first port of call for any woman when they first notice a man - followed by the shape of the mouth and then the nose (oddly).

    One of the contradictions of modern life is that certain blokes seem to think that the first things women dig about them are their tattoos and gold sovereigns, and to some girls, they are.


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    He's minted


    Gold-diggers - WAGs usually, or the fame-hungry girls who appear on Big Brother, love money.

    They like the smell of it, they love the way it feels inside their clutch purses and they absolutely love the way it provides the security and happiness that men can rarely live up to.

    For these girls, money is the only thing that interests them about you.


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    I'll Facebook you


    AS technology evolves so too does the communication of expression of human beings.

    Body language doesn't remain rigid in time, new body poses and postures are being invented all the time. Some people actually put a lot of thought into it.

    Not this one though... this body language signal is just a girl pointing to her 'face' then pretending to open a 'book'. It's fairly simple.

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    Here, smell my wrists!


    What do you think of when confronted with wrists? Not much, right?

    Apparently though, this is not the case for a girl. If a woman shows you, or 'exposes' her wrists it is a massive sign that she really fancies you.

    So next time you are out on a first date, stop paying attention to what the girl is saying and lock on to what her wrists are doing.

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    Ssssshhhhhhhh



    EVERY male knows The Shush. Every man alive has been shushed. If a girl silences you then chances are it was with this gesture.

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    Call me!


    AS familiar to men as it is to women, the universal body language motion of 'call me!' is as pointless today as it was thirty years ago when the mobile telephone was invented.

    Of course, back then the phone was the size of a brick, hence why the hand gesture still uses the whole hand to demonstrate it.

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    Oooooops!

    (Or the lip bite)

    MEN know the 'tell' well.

    The Lip Bite is the female species' most universally acknowledged signal of 'Whoopsy daisies' or 'I shouldn't have said that.'

    To some men, the Lip Bite is a beloved, even cute, sign that a woman has made a small, minor mistake and is hoping noone is going to notice.

    However, if this body language is followed by the phrase ' I think I just ran over the neighbours son,' then a much larger problem may have presented itself.

    Psychoanalysts believe that human beings bite their lips when they do something wrong as a way of inhibiting their mouths from admitting their mistakes publically,

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    Some of them i have noted when talking with girls!! Its true
    Good info for guys like me maam. Now we can use this when dealing with girl!!

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    nice share............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Preeto Maam View Post




    Not a chance



    KNOWN in parts of Europe as the Brush Off, this thoroughly heartbreaking dismissal was created as a way of 'sweeping away' unwanted male attention without having to continuously repeat polite conversation where the result would be "I'm sorry, you're just not my type".

    Of course what she really meant was "not a chance".

    loooool........bad luck for that day..

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    Indeed Cool.
    Very Nice piece of Info.

    a lot , Mam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Preeto Maam View Post




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    EYE contact is the most important thing to a girl.

    Even scientists agree. Eyes are the first port of call for any woman when they first notice a man - followed by the shape of the mouth and then the nose (oddly).

    One of the contradictions of modern life is that certain blokes seem to think that the first things women dig about them are their tattoos and gold sovereigns, and to some girls, they are.

    Thats when look gone wrong !!

    remining where to look first

    Nice thread Maam

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