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    Default Khichdi Jokes

    This is from tv serial khichdi which used to come on star plus,..............

    aweesome jokes


    Khichdi JOKES...
    Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ?
    Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" .... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide"


    Mature
    Hansa : Mature matlab ????
    praful: jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?????
    hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe ****d do.. "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
    main chor ...main chor....mature. ..acha acha....


    alphabet
    hansa: praful alphabet matlab
    praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
    hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet


    Asset
    Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab ???
    Praful : Asset Hansaaa ....
    Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai .... taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ...
    "Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... "Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..


    Depend
    Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
    Prafful : Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra... Deep-End.. Depend


    TOURNAMENT
    HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB
    PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
    HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)


    MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
    HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
    EK JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT
    DO JHHUMKE -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
    AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA


    elastic
    Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
    Praful: Elastic Hansa...
    apni voh radha ben unki beti ila ...
    usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
    Hansa : Ila to...
    Ila-stick leke ...
    Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!


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    yaadein taza ho gayi...
    "Mujhe likhkar kahi mehefus karlo
    Tumhari baato se nikalta ja raha hun mai..!"

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    hye... awesome... i love it

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