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    ``` Zardari in Israel [joke] ```



    Zardari goes on a state visit to Israel.

    While on tour in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and passes away.

    The undertaker tells the accompanying Pakistanis, 'You can have him shipped home for US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just US$100.'

    The Pakistanis go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and Tell him they want Zardari shipped home.

    The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?

    With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out gastroenteritis, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.'

    The Pakistanis replied, 'Long ago a somebody named JESUS died and was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

    We just can't take that chance with this man.'

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    haha...nice one..


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    Quote Originally Posted by ! K ! View Post
    haha...nice one..
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    ate jaate jo milta hai tumsa lagta hai
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    Thank you bala

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    BYE SBF....

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    hahahaha.......gud hai yaar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rajput99 View Post
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    hahahaha.......gud hai yaar
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