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    Dennis and Victoria Hopper


    Out of all of Dennis Hopper's marriages (there have been five) his to Vicki has been the longest and most tempestuous. Who is to believed? The dying man out of his mind on pain medications? The adult children protecting their inheritance? Or the young Hollywood wife looking out for her own piece of the pie? It's hard to know, but this much is true: What a sad, sad situation over there in the Hopper household. Dennis Hopper's Wife Ensuring He Has A Sad Death

    The latest reports have it that a murderous Victoria Hopper was behind Dennis' December visit to the hospital. She "is a threat to all in the home and has already looted millions of [dollars in] property that is not hers," Mr. Hopper's assistant, Emily Davis to TMZ.

    Ugh. So sad.

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    Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth
    Is Eli Roth out of his freaking mind? Or is he merely doing research for his next great horror flick? Hmmmm, maybe that's what we should believe. After all, Peaches certainly would make a great character... You know: the young ingenue, somewhat pretty, spoiled, a bit out of touch with reality. The perfect victim.

    Anyway, looks like the really are a couple despite everything, and especially despite the leaked pictures of her heroin-fueled, one-night stand at a Scientology center. Oh Eli! What Does Eli Roth See In Peaches Geldof?

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    Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner


    The April Fool's-worthiness of this rumored couple should be self-evident. Avril Lavigne: From Sk8ter Boi to Billionaires

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    Jesse James and Michelle Bombshell


    If only Michelle Bombshell (and the six other women Jesse has admitted to doing the sex with) were but a cruel joke, a bad dream. Alas, they are not. Sandra knows it, Jesse knows it, we know it, and, of course, the lawyers know it. The Jesse James Saga Never Ends

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    Courtney Love and Andre Balazs


    Of all the couples listed today this pairing has the potential to be a real April Fool's Day joke. Courtney Love is dating Andre Balazs?!? The same guy who was engaged to Uma Thurman? The same guy who owns the famed Chateau Marmont and Mercer Hotel? You've got to be kidding me! Purportedly, the only problem his camp has with his new relationship is the fact that she smokes the cancer sticks (cigarettes), and not, say, her complete dislocation from realit

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    paris hilton and anybody

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