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    10 rules every man should follow


    There are rules, laws and codes in the universe for very good reason: They give us stability and they give us order.

    While we might like to rebel against the establishment, we secretly enjoy the order of rules. There are man codes that cannot be broken and if they are forsaken, there are punishments that fit the crime. Regardless of the place, boardroom or bar, these man codes must be obeyed at all times.

    Here’s a list of 10 man codes that you can’t escape from, no matter how tempting the fruit may be



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    No.10 - A man helps his friend move


    It could be your buddy moving from his apartment to a house or out of his mom’s basement. Whatever the move, observe the man code that dictates you to help friends move. If you have a hatchback, clean out the trunk and start packing. If you have a truck, it’s not even a question.



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    No.9 - A man doesn't say what happened at the bachelor party


    Consider it a code of silence or an oath of nondisclosure. Whether it be strippers, midget tossing or stringing a donkey out on ecstasy, a man keeps these things to himself and especially away from the bride-to-be. Whatever happened at the party stays at the party.


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    No.8 - A man repays his debts


    “Neither a borrower nor a lender be.” Sure, that sounded good when someone said it centuries ago, but in today’s economy, you may have to swallow your pride and ask for some financial help. Or, maybe you were short on cash or forgot your wallet (yeah right, you cheap ***). If your friend loans you cash or buys the first round, you pay him back. Work to get him his money, pick up lunch next time or get that next round of suds.


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    No.7 - A man buys his friend beers after he gets dumped/fired


    The king’s horses and his men knew this code when Humpty Dumpty fell apart -- and you should know it too. When your friend loses his job or his girl, you’re there to ease his pains with alcohol. You get the rounds and you pick up the tab until he feels better or at least thinks he feels better.


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    No.6 - A man becomes a wingman when required


    At the end of Top Gun, even Val “Iceman” Kilmer realized that Tom “Maverick” Cruise was the best wingman ever. Now it’s your turn. When you’re at the club or at a party and your friend needs you to take the ugly one so he has a shot at the hottie, you do it. Without question, you fall on the sword and are the wingman. Wingman duties can also extend to driving to the party, handling the valet and running interference from the girl’s man-hating friends.


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    No.5 - A man doesn't trouble his friend on the job


    In the workplace, man law is the real CEO and sees no glass ceilings. So while it may be tempting to end-run around your friend for a project or a scoop of insight in the office, you don’t do it if it’s at his expense. Job-blocking is just as bad as keeping your homey from scoring with a hottie. Be a friend on the job as much as you’re a friend outside.


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    No.4 - A man doesn't block his friend from getting a woman


    A foul deed and a rule that goes without saying, a man does not get in the way of his friend getting a woman. Inexcusable and downright evil, it is the quickest way to end a friendship and to get labeled Supreme Loser (and not in a good way). Don’t tell embarrassing stories, mention ex-girlfriends, start laying your own game, or do anything that will jeopardize a girl from seeing your boy in the best light possible (so he can see her in the dark).


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    No.3 - A man gets the next round


    Much like paying back your debt, a man gets the next round. If a group of guys is out and each is picking up the drinks, dig into your pockets and join in. Hiding in the bathroom when it’s your turn is not only lame, it’s pathetic. If the earlier rounds were foo-foo expensive drinks, just go with a round of domestic beer, you can’t go wrong.


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    No.2 - A man has his friends' back


    Fighting, tough times, sniping aliens on the Xbox, whatever it is, the second most important man code is to get your friend's back. No matter what it is (unless he says: “Hey, hide this from the cops”), you will be there for your buddy. If it’s a couple of fools who need correcting in the bar or if it’s listening to him sob about that skank you knew would leave him, you’re there for your bro.


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    No.1 - A man doesn't sleep with his friend's ex


    This is the rule of all rules. No matter how hot she is, you, as a real man and keeper of the code, will not sleep with your friend’s ex-girlfriend, ex-wife or ex-anything. There’s no time frame until she’s available, this isn’t hunting season. Sleeping with the ex of a buddy is like sticking a knife in his back. Be a man and fight the urge


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    Fantastic. These laws can turn a man into a gentleman

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    No.1 - A man doesn't sleep with his friend's ex

    Very important rule. Its not ex alone but should not go near the current one either

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    yup totally agreed

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    Some of these if not followed then he can not be called a man.
    Like not helping friends, trying to seduce friends ex etc etc

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