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    Talking Funny Facts About P.E.N.I.S.

    YOUR FRIEND, THE PENIS



    1. Did you know that your penis is actually shaped liked a boomerang. Just like an iceberg is mostly hidden under water, so most of your penis is tucked in underneath your pubic bone.

    2. Your penis does have a mind of it’s own. It is regulated by the autonomic system which also regulates breathing and heart rate.

    3. Despite the many claims by companies, most doctors agree that there is no way to increase the size of an ***** penis. What you have is all you get.

    4. Your brain is not involved in ejaculation. Your penis takes its orders from the spinal cord before firing.

    5. Average length of intercourse is only slightly less than three minutes.

    6. Only about three men out of one thousand are flexible enough for self-fellatio and those two didn’t swallow.

    7. It is possible to break your penis and if you do, run, don’t walk to the hospital!

    8. A prostate massage alone can give you an orgasm.


    * A penis has a sad life. Its hair is a mess, his friends are nuts, his neighbor is a butthole and his best friend is a *****. To make matters worse, his owner beats him regularly.




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