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    !!~*~RECIPE FOR A BLISSFUL MARRIAGE~*~!!


    INGREDIENTS:


    5KG OF LOVE

    1KG OF YOUTHFULNESS

    2 KG OF HYGINE

    1KG OF SWEET TEMPER

    1KG OF BLIND OF FAULTS

    1KG OF SELF FORGETFULNESS

    1KG OF POUNDED WIT

    3KG OF GOOD HUMOUR

    6TABLE-SPOON OF SWEET ARGUMENTS

    2TABLE-SPOON OF RIPPLING LAUGHTER

    1GLASS OF COMMON SENSE

    3TABLE-SPOON OF MODESTY


    DRESS IT UP PRESENTABLY:



    PUT THE LOVE, HYGINE & SWEET TEMPER INTO A SWEET HOME. BEAT THE YOUTHFULNESS TO A CREAM, & MIX WELL TOGETHER WITH THE BLINDNESS OF FAULTS. STIR THE POUNDED WIT & GOOD HUMOUR INTO THE SWEET ARGUMENTS, THEN ADD THE RIPPLING LAUGHTER & COMMON SENSE. WORK THE WHOLE TOGETHER UNTIL EVERYTHING IS WELL MIXED AND BAKE GENTLY FOREVER.









    sorry if its a repost....

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    hummmm nice post

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    So sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.....

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    i think its not a repost ...


    nice post wafa ji ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by passion_love077@yahoo.co.in View Post
    hummmm nice post

    thnx....

    passion love wts ur name??

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    Quote Originally Posted by prashant_ai View Post
    i think its not a repost ...


    nice post wafa ji ...


    thanx prashant nd thanx... shival....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~MISS WAFA~*~ View Post
    thnx....

    passion love wts ur name??
    my name is Apurva

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~MISS WAFA~*~ View Post



    Tum Shaadi kub ker rahi ho ?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by passion_love077@yahoo.co.in View Post
    my name is Apurva
    okey... APURVA. thx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanshi View Post
    Tum Shaadi kub ker rahi ho ?????

    abi to socha nai.... jab b shaadi karungi... SB par bata dungi sab frnz ko.... okey!!

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    Default QUOTES ON MARRIAGES ... Enjoy !!!


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    My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
    Henny Youngman
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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield
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    The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
    Henny Youngman
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    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when
    married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
    notice."
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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
    her.
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    I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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    My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two
    girlfriends.
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    A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since
    the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
    You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, You
    wish you had ordered that.
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    Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
    married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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    Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know
    his wife until he marries her?
    Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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    Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I
    got married; then it was too late.
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    A man placed an ad in the classifieds:
    "Wife wanted."
    The next day he received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same : "You can have mine."
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    A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
    "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire."
    she replied,
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    The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to
    prove it.
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    A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I've found a
    woman just like mother" His father replied, "So what do you want?
    sympathy?"
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    Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
    Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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    If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
    you say, talk in your sleep.
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    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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    It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only
    seems longer.
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    Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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    A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,
    a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
    "What happened?" asked his friend.
    "I found my wife..."
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    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
    they had no faults at all.
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    I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband
    and father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one
    pays the least bit of attention.
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    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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    A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,
    But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
    The man thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, give me a million dollars and
    beat me till I'm half dead."
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    Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
    They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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    How do most men define marriage?
    An expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
    once.
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    Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute
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    First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
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    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
    Milton Berle
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    I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
    George Burns
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    I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the
    carburetor."
    I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."
    Henny Youngman
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    Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
    Phyllis Diller
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~MISS WAFA~*~ View Post
    abi to socha nai.... jab b shaadi karungi... SB par bata dungi sab frnz ko.... okey!!
    Bulana zarur .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanshi View Post
    Bulana zarur .....
    Bulayenge ... Bulayenge ... yaar
    abhi se tension mat lo

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