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    Man Rules
    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
    Finally , the guys' side of the story.
    (
    I must admit, it's pretty good.)
    We always hear
    " the rules"
    From the female side....
    Now here are the rules from the male side.

    These are our rules!
    Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
    ON PURPOSE!
    1. Men are NOT mind readers.
    (
    FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

    1.. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem
    only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
    Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
    other one

    1. You can either ask us to do something
    Or tell us how you want it done.
    Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. .

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not
    A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve coloris.
    1.We guys may stink, and it perfectly alright with us. We don’t need to bath everyday,
    why to bother when a Deo can solve the issue.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
    Really .

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
    or Cricket.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape.
    Round IS a shape!

    1. Thank you for reading this.
    Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


    But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

    - By A. Man!

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    nice ................

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    thanks for replying...
    Quote Originally Posted by abbu8881 View Post
    nice ................

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    ...v true!! agree
    Live amongst people in such a manner that if you die they weep over you and if you are alive they crave for your company.

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    well said

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