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    Default questions during sex...not to be asked...

    . You woke me up for that?

    2. Did I mention the video camera?

    3. Do you smell something burning?

    4. What tampon?

    5. Try breathing through your nose.

    6. A little rug burn never hurt anyone.

    7. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?

    8. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?

    9. But whipped cream gives me the shits.

    10. Can you make some noises, so that hottie next door thinks I'm good?

    11. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!

    12. Can you please pass me the remote control?

    13. Do you accept Visa?

    14. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    15. Ew - on second thought, let's turn off the lights.

    16. And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend!

    17. So much for mouth-to-mouth.

    18. Try not to leave any stains, okay?

    19.Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

    20.(Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo


    But everybody looks funny naked!

    Do you get any premium movie channels?

    Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

    (Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!

    Got any penicillin?

    But I just brushed my teeth...

    Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

    I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!

    I want a baby!

    So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!

    (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?

    Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...

    Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

    I think you have it on backwards.

    When is this supposed to feel good?

    Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!

    You're good enough to do this for a living!

    Is that blood on the headboard?

    Did I remember to take my pill?

    Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?

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    Hey Man Ur Post Are Too Gooooood These Days :d
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    Dont Mess With ME

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    Default Thanks A Lot Man......

    Tum Logo Ka Saath Raha To Aur Ayega....

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    Default The Worst Question

    The Worst Question is here Guys :

    is it in ???

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    haha love this sense of humour and the worst question as someone here said is Is it in? I'll fall down from my chair dear !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by erazer
    . You woke me up for that?

    2. Did I mention the video camera?

    3. Do you smell something burning?

    4. What tampon?

    5. Try breathing through your nose.

    6. A little rug burn never hurt anyone.

    7. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?

    8. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?

    9. But whipped cream gives me the shits.

    10. Can you make some noises, so that hottie next door thinks I'm good?

    11. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!

    12. Can you please pass me the remote control?

    13. Do you accept Visa?

    14. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    15. Ew - on second thought, let's turn off the lights.

    16. And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend!

    17. So much for mouth-to-mouth.

    18. Try not to leave any stains, okay?

    19.Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

    20.(Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo


    But everybody looks funny naked!

    Do you get any premium movie channels?

    Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

    (Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!

    Got any penicillin?

    But I just brushed my teeth...

    Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

    I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!

    I want a baby!

    So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!

    (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?

    Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...

    Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

    I think you have it on backwards.

    When is this supposed to feel good?

    Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!

    You're good enough to do this for a living!

    Is that blood on the headboard?

    Did I remember to take my pill?

    Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?

    Isnt it a useless thread??????
    Yes it is a useless thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by aman_singh1985@msn.com
    Yes it is a useless thread

    INSTEAD OF BLA....BLA......BLA.....BLA......CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING USEFUL THREAD FROM YOUR SIDE....MY DEAR......AMIGO....

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    Heyyy this not a useless thread dear, i laughed a lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by erazer
    INSTEAD OF BLA....BLA......BLA.....BLA......CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING USEFUL THREAD FROM YOUR SIDE....MY DEAR......AMIGO....

    Yes we can have. But when you'll stop asking about sex things!! Try talking about some new inventions, about something that people don't know and are curious to know.
    The things you posted here be are available on a lot of websites on internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aman_singh1985@msn.com
    Yes we can have. But when you'll stop asking about sex things!! Try talking about some new inventions, about something that people don't know and are curious to know.
    The things you posted here be are available on a lot of websites on internet.
    Hey!!! He's just sharing this with us and some ppl like me might not have met these things online huh !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pwincess Bollywood
    Hey!!! He's just sharing this with us and some ppl like me might not have met these things online huh !!


    Ha Ha Ha Ha....
    You want to know what happens during SEX????

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    Quote Originally Posted by aman_singh1985@msn.com
    Ha Ha Ha Ha....
    You want to know what happens during SEX????

    I know you are sher in sex....nobody wants to know wht you do during sex ...but still would advice you to please apreciate whatever is posted in this SB FORUM....don't go on demotiviating....try to post good thread and be happy.....if you don't like the thread...please don't reply....


    REGARDS.

    ERAZER

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    Quote Originally Posted by aman_singh1985@msn.com
    Ha Ha Ha Ha....
    You want to know what happens during SEX????
    Well dear I'll discover it after being married okee? so I don't need to know this and that about what does happen during sex since it is surely not the same for every couple !!!
    hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by erazer
    I know you are sher in sex....nobody wants to know wht you do during sex ...but still would advice you to please apreciate whatever is posted in this SB FORUM....don't go on demotiviating....try to post good thread and be happy.....if you don't like the thread...please don't reply....


    REGARDS.

    ERAZER


    Ha Ha Ha Ha you're feeling awkard bcoz what I did in you thread.


    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by aman_singh1985@msn.com
    Ha Ha Ha Ha you're feeling awkard bcoz what I did in you thread.


    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

    WHATEVER.....IT IS YOUR OPINION....CAUSE OF YOU I M NOT GOING TO MEND MY WAY...AND SAME WITH YOU....SO JUST SHUT UP AND GO AHEAD.....



    ERAZER.....

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