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    Wink You Can't Beat Innocence...

    Kids are brighter than you think they are & what's more?
    YOU CAN'T BEAT INNOCENCE !!!
    HERE'S PROOF:


    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
    __________________________________________

    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

    ___________________________________________
    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
    __________________________________

    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
    that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
    __________________________________________

    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    _______________________________________

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
    ________________________________

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
    cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
    father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
    ______________________________________

    TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the
    same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

    ___________________________________
    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
    when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher
    __________________________________

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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
    cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
    father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
    ______________________________________
    TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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