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    Default English SMS Megathread

    Please post english SMS in this megathread. Please refrain posting any comments/reactions/TFS as the thread is only meant for SMS. To appreciate any post, please use REP instead.

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    You Can Hear Your Name
    A Million Times
    But
    0ne Person Makes It Sound
    Special. . .
    You Can Say A Million Names
    But
    There Is One That Is Special. . . ♥ =)
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    I Would Never Mind If You Don't Miss Me Or You Don't Need Me.
    But
    You Will Really Hurt Me When You Need Me & You Don't Tell Me.! =)
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    A "Friend" Is One
    Special Person Who
    Can Pull Out A
    Happy Tear From
    Your Eye ...
    Even If You Don't
    Have Tears To
    Cry ... (:
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    A Friend Is Someone

    Who Can See The Truth

    And Pain In You

    Even When You

    Are Fooling

    Everyone Else.
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    "Its Not That I Hate U,
    But Its Like. If U Were On Fire And I Had Water,
    I Would Prefer Drinking It" =P
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    Those we love don't go away........

    They walk beside us every day......

    Unseen, unheard, but always near...

    Still loved, still missed and very dear....

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    Sukriya............... !
    "Don't wait for the Perfect moment.. take the Moment and make it Perfect."


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    Height of 21st century

    Girl : Im warning you,
    my Mother is coming back in half an hour..
    Boy : But Im not doing anything..
    Girl : Thats why Im warning you..
    Hurry up !..:P
    KARMA|has no menu. You get served what you deserve..

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    Meaningful line written on
    Women Shoe Shop:

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    " 20% Off ,
    If purchased within
    10 minutes " ...=P =D

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    Why in Wedding ceremony Woman sits on left & Man on right?

    Bcoz according to Profit & Loss a/c
    All Income are on right side & Expenses on left side..







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    What is INDIA ?
    A nation where PIZZA reaches home
    faster than AMBULANCE & POLICE...
    were u get CAR LOAN @8% but
    EDUCATION LOAN @12%.
    Were 1 kg ONION is Rs.24 but SIM CARD free.
    Olympic shooter wins GOLD , Govt.
    gives 3 crore. Another shooter dies
    fighting with TERRORIST. GOVT pays 1 lakh.
    Dfntly, incredible INDIA.







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    18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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    18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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    5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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    18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

    This iz Cheating... :P

    *Thumbs up if you Like*

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    Ek sardar teacher ban gaya usne Exam ke liye Question paper set kiya
    Q.Paper dekhkar sare studnt behosh ho gaye.
    Qustions the:
    Q1. china kis desh me h?
    Q2. 15 Augst kis date ko ati h?
    Q3. Agra ka Tajmahal kaha h?
    Q4. Green rang kis color ka hota h?
    Q5. TAMATAR ko hindi me kya kahte h?
    Q6. mumtaz ki qabr me kon dafan he?

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    Default Laura

    Jasleen had gone to meet her bf, Harpal's parents in her Skoda.

    But they disapproved of her cuz she told them:

    Even I have a Laura like Harpal's.

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