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    Default English SMS Megathread

    Please post english SMS in this megathread. Please refrain posting any comments/reactions/TFS as the thread is only meant for SMS. To appreciate any post, please use REP instead.

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    You Can Hear Your Name
    A Million Times
    But
    0ne Person Makes It Sound
    Special. . .
    You Can Say A Million Names
    But
    There Is One That Is Special. . . ♥ =)
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    I Would Never Mind If You Don't Miss Me Or You Don't Need Me.
    But
    You Will Really Hurt Me When You Need Me & You Don't Tell Me.! =)
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    A "Friend" Is One
    Special Person Who
    Can Pull Out A
    Happy Tear From
    Your Eye ...
    Even If You Don't
    Have Tears To
    Cry ... (:
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    A Friend Is Someone

    Who Can See The Truth

    And Pain In You

    Even When You

    Are Fooling

    Everyone Else.
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    "Its Not That I Hate U,
    But Its Like. If U Were On Fire And I Had Water,
    I Would Prefer Drinking It" =P
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    My Son Is My Son Till He Gets A Wife,

    But,
    My Daughter Is My Daughter All Her Life! =)

    A Tribute To All Daughters!
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    I Luv Work.
    Unfortunately,
    If I Do Work It Gets Finished.

    How Can I Finish Sumthng I Luv?

    So I Keep Work Pending..
    Njoy Laziness
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    ''An Intelligent Wife Is One
    Who Makes Sure She Spends
    So Much
    That
    Her Husband
    Can't Afford Another
    Women....'' =P ('',)
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    - Are You Religious?
    Good, Because
    I'm The Answer To Your
    Prayers.
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    - Is Your Name Gillette?
    Because You're The Best A Man
    Can Get
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    Dear Boy. Kitchen Has 'He' In It.

    So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich.


    Sincerely,

    Girls. =P
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    Routine Of Holidays:
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    Sleep Till U R
    Hungry,
    Eat Till U R
    Sleepy...
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    If Electricity Is Made From Electrons Then Does Morality Come From Morons?
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    d o n ' t
    l e a v e
    y o u r
    f o o d
    0 n
    t h e
    s t o v e
    w h i l e
    c h e c k i n g
    f a c e b o o k ... ! =p =d
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