English SMS Megathread

[avdhesh]

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[foxy_lady]

You Can Hear Your Name
A Million Times
But
0ne Person Makes It Sound
Special. . .
You Can Say A Million Names
But
There Is One That Is Special. . . ♥ =)

[foxy_lady]

I Would Never Mind If You Don't Miss Me Or You Don't Need Me.
But
You Will Really Hurt Me When You Need Me & You Don't Tell Me.! =)

[foxy_lady]

A "Friend" Is One
Special Person Who
Can Pull Out A
Happy Tear From
Your Eye ...
Even If You Don't
Have Tears To
Cry ... (:

[foxy_lady]

A Friend Is Someone

Who Can See The Truth

And Pain In You

Even When You

Are Fooling

Everyone Else.

[foxy_lady]

"Its Not That I Hate U,
But Its Like. If U Were On Fire And I Had Water,
I Would Prefer Drinking It" =P

[foxy_lady]

My Son Is My Son Till He Gets A Wife,

But,
My Daughter Is My Daughter All Her Life! =)

A Tribute To All Daughters!

[foxy_lady]

I Luv Work.
Unfortunately,
If I Do Work It Gets Finished.

How Can I Finish Sumthng I Luv?

So I Keep Work Pending..
Njoy Laziness

[foxy_lady]

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women....'' =P ('',)

[foxy_lady]

- Are You Religious?
Good, Because
I'm The Answer To Your
Prayers.

[foxy_lady]

- Is Your Name Gillette?
Because You're The Best A Man
Can Get

[foxy_lady]

Dear Boy. Kitchen Has 'He' In It.

So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich.


Sincerely,

Girls. =P

[foxy_lady]

Routine Of Holidays:
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Sleep Till U R
Hungry,
Eat Till U R
Sleepy...

[foxy_lady]

If Electricity Is Made From Electrons Then Does Morality Come From Morons?

[foxy_lady]

d o n ' t
l e a v e
y o u r
f o o d
0 n
t h e
s t o v e
w h i l e
c h e c k i n g
f a c e b o o k ... ! =p =d