I Am Making A List Of
All Things
That
I Ought To Do Before
I Die . . .
It's Called My
"0ughttobiograpy"... =P =D
I Am Making A List Of
All Things
That
I Ought To Do Before
I Die . . .
It's Called My
"0ughttobiograpy"... =P =D
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Dear Girls,
If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION
Just To Text You Back ..
Marry Him♥
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...Dear Boys,
If A Girl Ruins Her Wet NAIL
POLISH Just To Text You Back ..
Marry Her♥
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Q1: Do U Believe In Sleeping Wid A Total Stranger?
.
.
.
Ans-Yuck! Never
Q2: Do U Believe In Arranged Marriages?
.
.
.
Ans-Yes,Of Course!
Haha :P
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Do You Know
What Really Makes Me
S M I L E. . . ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Facial Muscles. . . =P
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Girl: What You'll Do If I Die?
Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest
Of My Life
Next Day
The Girl Died With A Note:
" I'll Do Anything For Your
Happiness..."
Moral:
Never Joke With Brainless
Girls ... =P =D
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Dear Friends ,
"Instead 0f Tagging Me
In Ugly Pictures 0n
Facebook,
I Wish You Could Just Say
"I Hate You"
Straight To My Face ... =/ =P
Sincerely
ME
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If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star
Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OKB-)
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Why Is There An "EJECT"
Button 0n The Dvd Remote?
I Still Have To Get Up
And
Take The Disc 0ut...
It's Like
Having A Remote To 0pen
The Fridge...!!
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One Day
Twitter, Facebook And
Youtube
Will Combine To Make The
Most Time Consuming Website
Known To Mankind.
We'll Call It
"YOU TWIT FACE" ... =P =D
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You Never Know
What You Have
Until It's Gone. . .
That's Wrong.
Actually
You Never Know
What You Have
Until. . .
You Clean Your Room. . .
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We Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings
Like
"Well I M Bored
Let's Go Brush 0ur Teeth ..." =P =D
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The Farther Away The Remote Is,
The More You Like What's Already
On TV
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If An Object Is More Than 5 Feet
Away , It Becomes Unnecessary
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Dear Facebook,
I Can't Believe
You Still Haven't Gotten
That "Dislike" Button.
Sincerely,
You-Tube. . . =P =D
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