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    I Am Making A List Of
    All Things
    That
    I Ought To Do Before
    I Die . . .
    It's Called My
    "0ughttobiograpy"... =P =D
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    Dear Girls,
    If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION
    Just To Text You Back ..
    Marry Him♥
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    ...Dear Boys,
    If A Girl Ruins Her Wet NAIL
    POLISH Just To Text You Back ..
    Marry Her♥
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    Q1: Do U Believe In Sleeping Wid A Total Stranger?
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    Ans-Yuck! Never

    Q2: Do U Believe In Arranged Marriages?
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    Ans-Yes,Of Course!

    Haha :P
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    Do You Know

    What Really Makes Me

    S M I L E. . . ?

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    Facial Muscles. . . =P
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    Girl: What You'll Do If I Die?

    Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest
    Of My Life

    Next Day

    The Girl Died With A Note:
    " I'll Do Anything For Your
    Happiness..."

    Moral:

    Never Joke With Brainless
    Girls ... =P =D
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    Dear Friends ,

    "Instead 0f Tagging Me
    In Ugly Pictures 0n
    Facebook,
    I Wish You Could Just Say
    "I Hate You"
    Straight To My Face ... =/ =P

    Sincerely
    ME
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    If You Look At The Sky Tonight

    And Notice That The Brightest Star

    Is Missing,

    I Swear I Have No Clue

    How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK B-)
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    Why Is There An "EJECT"
    Button 0n The Dvd Remote?
    I Still Have To Get Up
    And
    Take The Disc 0ut...
    It's Like
    Having A Remote To 0pen
    The Fridge...!!
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    One Day
    Twitter, Facebook And
    Youtube

    Will Combine To Make The
    Most Time Consuming Website
    Known To Mankind.
    We'll Call It

    "YOU TWIT FACE" ... =P =D
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    You Never Know
    What You Have
    Until It's Gone. . .
    That's Wrong.

    Actually
    You Never Know
    What You Have
    Until. . .
    You Clean Your Room. . .
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    We Need A Way Of Telling
    People They Have Bad
    Breath Without Hurting
    Their Feelings

    Like

    "Well I M Bored
    Let's Go Brush 0ur Teeth ..." =P =D
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    The Farther Away The Remote Is,
    The More You Like What's Already
    On TV
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    If An Object Is More Than 5 Feet
    Away , It Becomes Unnecessary
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    Dear Facebook,

    I Can't Believe
    You Still Haven't Gotten
    That "Dislike" Button.

    Sincerely,

    You-Tube. . . =P =D
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