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    Talking JOKES feat TAKLU & THAKUR

    Jokes Feat Taklu (Rishabh) & Thakur (Kapil bhai)



    Taklu ki bike kharab ho jati hai toh ek din paidal hi office se wapis aa raha hota hai

    tabhi kapil bhai apni bike se wahan se gujarte hain ,woh taklu se poochte hain " lift chahiye"

    Taklu "thanks kapil bhai lekin main toh ground floor pe rahta hoon lift ka kya karunga "

    Kapil Bhai


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    Ek baar kapil bhai taklu se milte hain toh poochte hain "oye kal bike pe girlfriend ke sath kahan ja raha tha"

    Taklu "woh bahut din se bol rahi thi ki evening walk pe jana hai evening walk pe jana hai toh wahi kar raha tha"

    Kapil bhai "evening walk bike pe "

    Taklu "haan woh car kuch din se kharab hai na isiliye bike pe leke ja raha tha "


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    Kapil bhai Taklu se "oyee tera aur teri Girlfriend ki shaadi ka kya hua"

    Taklu "woh hum dono ki shaadi pakki ho gayi "

    Kapil bhai "aree waah congrats kab hai shaadi"

    Taklu "meri 27th december ko aur uski 15 january ko "

    Kapil bhai



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    Ek baar Kapil bhai aur taklu jungle mein jaate hain toh saamne se sher aa jata hai ,toh Kapil bhai jaldi se uski aankh mein mitti daal ke bhaagne lagte hain aur taklu ko boltey hain hai "abey bhag"

    Taklu "main kyun bhagu mitti toh aapne daali hai "


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    Bonus Jokes feat Bandar(Iggy)




    Iglu pahli baar delhi ghoomne aata hai , kapil bhai usko milne ko jaate hain toh woh bahut gusse mein hota hai

    Kapil bhai "kya hua bandar itne gusse mein kyun hai "

    Iggy "kya batau thakurr yeh dilli ka log mereku bewakoof banaya "

    Kapil bhai "aree woh kaise"

    Iggy "kal apun chidiyaghar ghoomne ku gaya tha "

    Kapil bhai "haan toh"

    Iggy "tho kya wahan ek bhi chidiya nai tha only jaanwar log bhar ke rakha hein "





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    Iggy "Takur yeh hasmukh ka meaning kya bota hein"

    Kapil bhai "hasmukh bole toh woh aadmi jo humesha hasta rahta ho"

    Iggy "accha , tho jo aadmi kabhi hasta nai ho usko kya bolta hein"

    Kapil bhai "Husband"

    Iggy


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    Iggy "Takur Dekho woh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hein"

    Kapil bhai "Yeh to kuch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar teri shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha"

    Iggy




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    My love, the spark that ignited the day we met
    remains an eternal flame.











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    Thoda aur try kar shayad logon ko hanssi a jaye
    Wo Acha Hay Tou Behtar, Bura Hay Tou Bhi Qabool
    Mizaaj-E-Ishq Mein Aib-O-Hunar Dekhe Nahi Jatay...!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by rishabhd View Post
    Thoda aur try kar shayad logon ko hanssi a jaye

    Play To Win or Don't Play At All
    Always Expect The Unexpected

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    repz++++++++++
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    - repz mere aur mere bacchon ke taraf se........sabko jo hanssa
    Wo Acha Hay Tou Behtar, Bura Hay Tou Bhi Qabool
    Mizaaj-E-Ishq Mein Aib-O-Hunar Dekhe Nahi Jatay...!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by rishabhd View Post
    - repz mere aur mere bacchon ke taraf se........sabko jo hanssa
    Amit ko bol ke tujhe reppz dilwaun kya

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    Quote Originally Posted by rishabhd View Post
    - repz mere aur mere bacchon ke taraf se........sabko jo hanssa

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    Quote Originally Posted by rishabhd View Post
    - repz mere aur mere bacchon ke taraf se........sabko jo hanssa
    My love, the spark that ignited the day we met
    remains an eternal flame.











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    Iggy "Takur Dekho woh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hein"

    Kapil bhai "Yeh to kuch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar teri shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha"

    Iggy
    MinD bLowinG sEx cAn teMporally eRasE yOur mEmOry
    ~Swami : Sameer BaBa~


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