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    Default ***truths of marriage***

    (1).There are two theories of arguing with women.......neither one works.

    (2).Most men think,therefore they are single.

    (3).Divorce-from the latin word meanig to rip of a man's genitals through his wallet.

    (4).Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

    (5).Some men get excited about nothing and then marry her.

    (6).If at first you dont' succeed,blame someone else and seek counselling.

    (7).Marriage is an expensive way to get your laundary done for free.

    (8).Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

    (9).Marriage is finding that special one who you wanna annoy for the rest of your life.

    (10).I am still single cause my mother in law cant' give birth to a child.

    (11).My boyfriend broke my heart............so I broke his jaw.

    (12).Early to bed early to rise will give more chances to your girlfriend to go out with other guys.

    Please reply to my post and give some of your own funny quotes....
    love,anuj

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexy sam View Post
    Nice But I think
    Some r Posted Before
    i am really sorry if its a repost.....i am new to this forum so i didnt' knew....i am sorry
    love,anuj

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