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    13 Things About Hot Famous Girls To Be Thankful For






    This holiday season, it's important to give thanks for everything the universe has given us: like unintentionally hot pictures of celebrities we think are attractive, but will most likely never bang. So, here are ten things about famous babes that we can all be thankful for. Happy holidays everyone.



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    How Sex Tapes = Fame




    The fact that somewhere right now there's a really hot celebrity chick plotting the release of her sex tape to revive her already-dead-but-still-considered-"dying career, means that no matter what you've got going on in your life, you've got something to look forward to. Yes, this is an insanely sad concept, but it's not even half as sad as not being able to see things like Leighton Meester having sex (from a POV shot at that!) or seeing what such iconic hotties as Pamela Anderson actually do in bed (which in retrospect was a lot like seeing 2 Girls 1 Cup -- our curiosity got the best of us and we ended up seeing something gross that will ruin a certain part of our hearts forever).

    Sex tapes are the ultimate gift to the world on behalf of a famous hot girl. They give you a small taste of the feeling that some douchebags who banged some of the hottest girls in Hollywood in high school get every time they see the starlets on the TV during their minimum wage gas station night shifts.

    Here are some of the sex tapes that we're thankful for:

    Firstly, there's the Tila Tequila sex tape, which is good not because she's actually kind of cute, but because it was a nice little predictable ending to her career.

    And of course, the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape gave us something we all should've had in the first place.

    But then we got something of beauty in the Kim Kardashian sex tape. It helped launch the career that nobody asked for and gave us a nice little preview of the least exploitative thing the Kardashian family would ever do.







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    Early Career Movie Nudity


    Every star has to come from somewhere. Few people are discovered and then thrown into starring roles in the most popular movies of all time. Every actress has to cut her teeth and pay her dues in roles that might be below her, but allow her to showcase her talents and make a name for herself.

    This is their first mistake.

    And once an actress gets huge, these movies are the ones that are going to be featured on sites like Mr Skin and Egotastic.com and all those other wonderful sites that point out every actress's every move.

    These films are an important part of the Hollywood experience because not only does it mean you've paid your dues, but that if you get the nudity out of the way sooner, you can focus on your talents later on in life, since this is what people are really interested in.

    I swear to God this is how this works.

    For example, Anne Hathaway's sex scenes in Havoc or the scene where she gets down and dirty on herself on the couch from that same movie.

    And of course Angelina Jolie's nude scene from Hackers.





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    The Fact That All Hot Famous Girls Go to the Gym




    Yoga pants, sports bras and shoulder shirts. These are great things to be thankful for, as an observing straight male/homosexual female in this society.

    Whenever there's a girl who's famous enough to be working on her body on a daily basis (because those things don't get that awesome over night), there's a girl who's going to be showing off her sweating, casual-clothes body to the world.

    In Hollywood, just because you're doing something mundane like working out or running errands doesn't mean that millions of horny dudes don't want to watch you do it.

    Great examples:
    Ashley Tisdale leaving the gym in tiny, tiny shorts.

    Emma Watson leaves the gym in just a small pink sports bra.

    A sweaty Ashley Greene drinks water after leaving the gym.

    The Duff sisters working out together.

    Kate Beckinsale takes the cake here by not only being hot, but smoking at the gym.








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    Premium Cable TV Show Nudity


    TV used to be a step down for any respectable actor, but once laugh tracks started being eliminated a little more and HBO, Showtime and Starz really started stepping up their game with the original programming, talented big screen actresses started to go into TV-MA level shows, often showing off all their assets for the good of the programs.

    Here are some awesome examples of why this is such a great thing and some of the actresses who've proven why this is such a great thing:

    Before "Shameless" debuted on Showtime, Emmy Rossum was just the girl in love with Gerald Butler's Phantom and Jake Gyllenhaal's only reason to brave a winter apocalypse. Who knew she was hiding a ridiculous body and a need to show it off. First you have her trying on clothes, then finding a way to take them off, over and over again.

    Game of Thrones might be considered a show for geeks, but if there is one thing that it teaches us is that fantasy might be the raunchiest genre around. It's not all sword fights and oaths, there is also lots of wenches too. The best of which is Ros, played by the fantastic Esme Bianco. Taking on both men and women, she truly is a renaissance woman. It's not just the whores that get naked in Game of Thrones, even the Princess Danyerys, played by Emilia Clarke, gets her fair share. The show just goes to show that the only thing that makes Dragons better, is Dragons on a naked chick.

    Not to be one upped by HBO, Showtime comes at us again, this time with Mary Louise Parker in "Weeds". Sure you might know her from "Fried Green Tomatoes", but starring as a drug dealing MILF, Parker certainly makes you forget her prudish beginnings. Whether its just while taking a bath or a full on sex scene, she proves that it's not just the pot that's smoking in this show.





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    Prude Celebrity Side****s at Award Shows



    There are those actresses that "don't do nudity" and there are those actresses that say that they'd never compromise their artistic integrity to show off her body to a bunch of dues... and then there are those actresses/models that make the mistake of wearing a really ill-fitting dress at an awards show where they are obviously going to be photographed at ALL angles.

    What about 100s of photographers doesn't make people think that every angle of their being is going to be not only inspected, but exploited on the internet?

    Anyway, when we have people like this, who insist on being unkind enough to deprive the world of their awesomeness, we have awards shows and epic accidental side****s that lead to everyone being able to finally enjoy what these fine ladies have to offer the world.

    Sure, it's a guilty pleasure, but if you were there in real life, male or not, you would look.

    This round-up of the best in celebrity side**** from Holy Taco includes such non-nudes as Courtney Cox, Elisha Cuthbert, Emma Watson, Emanuelle Chriqui, Jessica Simpson and healthy-looking Lindsay Lohan (who counts a different person than "regular" Lindsay Lohan).

    And here Jessica Biel rocks the side**** at an awards show like nobody's business.





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    When Hot Famous Girls Actually Go in the Water at the Beach 13 Things About Hot Famous Girls To Be Thankful For Anything picture
    Most high-end bathing suits are not really made for "going in the water", because who the hell wants to stay true to the "bathing" part of "bathing" suits anymore? It's not the 50's, amirite ladies?

    This is why it's always a good sign when a hot famous girl jumps into the water and actually has fun in the sun the way nature intended. Because magic happens when hot girls do whatever nature intended. Oh and speaking of nature, a lot of times their swimsuits fall off, or expose a certain part of them while they're wet that they may not have meant to expose.

    This is what I like to call an "Ocean Bonus". Here are some great ones:

    Courtney Cox falls out of her bathing suit.

    In this round-up, for example, you'll see Lindsay Lohan and Kirsten Dunst falling victim to the famous Bean Nip Slip.

    And, of course, the fabled Emma Watson beach slip.

    Honorable mentions go to the Jessica Alba booty slip at the beach and the famous Ashlee Simpson slip.




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    Behind the Scenes Videos at Magazine Shoots



    Be it GQ, Maxim, Complex or any of the other guy-oriented magazines out there, there's nothing quite like a good professional spread of a hot celebrity girl in her skivvies or various stages of undress -- except for the online-only behind the scenes videos.

    When it comes to hotness, most of these girls have it down, so then why airbrush the hell out of them and throw in a bunch of lighting that makes them look like they're keeping Marlon Brando company at the end of Apocalypse Now?





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