Alcohol company G-Spirits says ‘every drop’ of their booze is poured over a model's naked breasts before bottling
Just call it a Hooters shooter.
A German liquor company called G-Spirits is promising customers that “every drop” of its line of alcoholic beverages has been poured on the naked breasts of a certified model — with her approval, of course.
The brand sells rum, whisky and vodka, necessary for making a truly dirty martini.
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The booze brand brags that its barrel-aged whisky has been thoroughly splashed on the ample bosom of Alexa Varga, Hungary’s 2012 Playboy Playmate of the Year.
Vargas shows off the fruits of her labor.
For 139 euros (around $180 plus shipping), says the firm, you will find “its unbelievably versatile flavors range from roasted almonds, dried fruit, and toffee, to honey, vanilla, baked apples and cinnamon. Its finish is harmonic, well-balanced, spicy and long-lasting.”
The company claims that the stock is limited to a mere 5000 bottles and comes with a certificate, including the original signature of the model and the bottle number, which proves that “every single drop” touched the model’s flesh.
For a somewhat thriftier option, ($165) customers can purchase the rum, which lacks the flavor characteristics of having touched a Playmate.
Meet Amina. She is intimately familiar with G-Spirit's rum, accounting for it's 'unique erotic character."
“After storing it in ex-bourbon casks for 10 years and 1 year in barrels of French oak, it was poured over Amina's breasts, which lends it a unique erotic character,” according to the company website.
All bottles come with nude photos of the models in mid-dousing, of course.
The company swears that its product is legit and that it is a stickler for health standards.
“We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process; furthermore, medical personnel are present to check it,” the company's two founders insist in the site’s Q and A.
The founders, who say that they are former bartenders, agree that it's worth it to pay such a steep price -- after all it's as close as some will ever get to a model's body.
"It's not just the taste which makes you enjoy a drink fully. Good flavour is the basis, the conveying feeling, the highlight," they say in their mission statement.
"However, for us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman."