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    Grammatically accurate and sound statements that don’t threaten the sanity of the reader? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

    Because the number of followers sadly does not equate intelligence. While Bollywood’s Twitter presence boasts of every last Tom, **** & Jacky Bhagnani; the Hollywood end of the spectrum is populated with grammatically-challenged celebs. Without further ado, here’s a list of the more prominent ones whose tweets are guaranteed to make you facepalm, if not give up on mankind altogether:

    Kim Kardashian

    When eight year old kids start calling you out on bad grammar, it is perhaps time to quit spending a fortune on those designer duds and invest in a shiny new Wren & Martin instead!

    Paris Hilton

    England, located at 52.4° N, 1.5° W; London, located in the neighboring galaxy. Sounds legit. Totally.

    Khloe Kardashian

    Her typo-riddled tweet might have had the grammar police working overtime for months, but let’s not this rub in the reality star’s face; we are sure this entire incident is a soar point for her.


    Jessica Biel

    Guess who was dozing right beside Paris Hilton through all the general knowledge lectures?

    Kourtney Kardashian

    And this is, by far, the most insightful and philosophical comment to have come out of the Kardashian Brain Trust.

    John Mayer

    Unfortunately, Twitter doesn’t have an IQ test to screen users before allowing them to sign up. And mankind will pay the price for that forevermore.

    Kim Kardashian

    Sounds legit, right up until you realize that the reality diva is trying to pass off the voting helpline for her brother Rob (who was participating on popular dance reality show Dancing With The Stars) as Justin Bieber’s phone number. All those in favor of handing over the custody of her Twitter handle to the eight year olds of Brazil, say aye.

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