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    Cool आज का ज्ञान : witty knowledge of Today

    This thread is all about the witty knowledge of each day, Translation will be posted on request only.............



    PS: Jisko bura lagta hai lage, meri bala se
    let it rain over me....

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    घर में कोई कार्यक्रम हो तो लोग सड़को पर तंबू लगा देते है, बांस लगा कर सड़को में छेद कर देते है, फिर सड़के टूट जाए या पानी भरे तो गलती सरकार की! प्रिय भारतीयो, मानता हूँ आप में से कुछ लोग टैक्स देते हो, पर तुम्हारे बाप की ना हैं सड़के! धन्यवाद!
    let it rain over me....

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    Translation please..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raja~Bhoj View Post
    Translation please..
    for every function, you dig holes in road for the tent, and when those holes damage road or cause water logging, it's not govt's fault. May be many of you are paying tax, but that does not make road as your father's property

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    Ab ye kuch naya laaye hain Baba RikyDas

    आज का ज्ञान ........ सब चूतिये हैं !

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007RIKY View Post
    for every function, you dig holes in road for the tent, and when those holes damage road or cause water logging, it's not govt's fault. May be many of you are paying tax, but that does not make road as your father's property
    check it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ! Stud ! View Post
    Ab ye kuch naya laaye hain Baba RikyDas

    Quote Originally Posted by Raja~Bhoj View Post
    check it...
    ek ko to lagi aur dekho kitno ko lagti hai
    let it rain over me....

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    वैसे शादी के लिए राजी होने वाले आदमी पर "आत्महत्या की कोशिश" का मामला तो बनता है. संविधान में लिखा है.
    let it rain over me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007RIKY View Post
    वैसे शादी के लिए राजी होने वाले आदमी पर "आत्महत्या की कोशिश" का मामला तो बनता है. संविधान में लिखा है.
    Sau dard badan pe phaile hain, Har karam ke kapde maile hain.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007RIKY View Post
    घर में कोई कार्यक्रम हो तो लोग सड़को पर तंबू लगा देते है, बांस लगा कर सड़को में छेद कर देते है, फिर सड़के टूट जाए या पानी भरे तो गलती सरकार की! प्रिय भारतीयो, मानता हूँ आप में से कुछ लोग टैक्स देते हो, पर तुम्हारे बाप की ना हैं सड़के! धन्यवाद!
    corect correct correct ..bitter truth of indian society and indian people.
    aur ek example- hume street light chahiye, street light milne tak hum govt ki maa-behen ek kar dete hai.
    street light milne ke baad,light on karna bhul jaate hai,socchte hai hum kyun kare,colony me dusre bhi members hai, phir kuch din street light 24hrs on rehta hai. aur ek mahine baad street light humesha ke liye bandh ya phir bulb chori.
    Sun will rise.?.!

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    Quote Originally Posted by suryasuman89 View Post
    corect correct correct ..bitter truth of indian society and indian people.
    aur ek example- hume street light chahiye, street light milne tak hum govt ki maa-behen ek kar dete hai.
    street light milne ke baad,light on karna bhul jaate hai,socchte hai hum kyun kare,colony me dusre bhi members hai, phir kuch din street light 24hrs on rehta hai. aur ek mahine baad street light humesha ke liye bandh ya phir bulb chori.
    aur kuch log raste mein pattar rakh kar gaddi sahi karte aur sahi ho jaane par pattar waise chor kar nikal jaate , baaki public girte padte rahe
    I WILL LOOK FOR U
    I WILL FIND U AND
    I WILL BAN U


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    यार इत्ती टाईट जींस! कैसे
    चढ़ाती होंगी ऊपर? चढ़ तो फिर
    भी जाता होगा, पर उतारने में तो फट
    ही जाती होगी... मने जींस
    भाईसाहब!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007RIKY View Post
    यार इत्ती टाईट जींस! कैसे
    चढ़ाती होंगी ऊपर? चढ़ तो फिर
    भी जाता होगा, पर उतारने में तो फट
    ही जाती होगी... मने जींस
    भाईसाहब!
    translation please...

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    हर आदमी अपनी लाइफ पार्टनर के बारे मैं
    सोचता है कि वो मिस
    यूनिवर्स दिखे और घर मैं काम शांता बाई की तरह करे।

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raja~Bhoj View Post
    translation please...
    how could you manage to fit in such a tight jeans! okay some how you manage to get in, but in getting out, it must be teared off...

    I mean jeans....

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