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    Default Under 18... Vegetarian jokes...:)

    So here I start a new thread where all are welcome to post jokes which are VEGETARIAN.

    Dont know if such thread exists or not. But I never came across it.

    In the inaugration of this thread I would like our sbf Thallaiva ... The Rajni Sir of Sbf to post a joke n begin this thread.

    Welcome BALA Sir with huge round of applause ...........

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    Once a carrot married a cabbage.... His buddy potato asked him.. How was your first night with cabbage bhaabi...?


    Carrot Bhai: Very hectic yaar....


    Potato: Oh yeah.... why..?


    Carrot Bhai: Whole night went in undressing her...
    Doodh maango gey toh kheer denge
    Kashmir maango gey toh Kamal.R.Khan denge


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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pinto View Post
    Once a carrot married a cabbage.... His buddy potato asked him.. How was your first night with cabbage bhaabi...?


    Carrot Bhai: Very hectic yaar....


    Potato: Oh yeah.... why..?


    Carrot Bhai: Whole night went in undressing her...



    ye bas vegetarian hai, under 18 nahi hai
    let it rain over me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007RIKY View Post


    ye bas vegetarian hai, under 18 nahi hai
    He just followed the thread title as such
    Give people roses while they can still smell them. . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007RIKY View Post


    ye bas vegetarian hai, under 18 nahi hai
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pinto View Post
    Once a carrot married a cabbage.... His buddy potato asked him.. How was your first night with cabbage bhaabi...?


    Carrot Bhai: Very hectic yaar....


    Potato: Oh yeah.... why..?


    Carrot Bhai: Whole night went in undressing her...
    Good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ariesgirl View Post
    He just followed the thread title as such
    I already knew veg pdh k ye log aalu pyaz k he joke post karenge. Abhi inka HOD Stud nhi aaya... Wo b aata he hoga.
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    Is this counter attack against the 18+ Jokes thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pinto View Post
    Once a carrot married a cabbage.... His buddy potato asked him.. How was your first night with cabbage bhaabi...?


    Carrot Bhai: Very hectic yaar....


    Potato: Oh yeah.... why..?


    Carrot Bhai: Whole night went in undressing her...
    Thank god...it wasn't cabbage
    Give people roses while they can still smell them. . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raja~Bhoj View Post
    Is this counter attack against the 18+ Jokes thread?
    rajaji... whenver i post some joke there ...
    everybdy says its not 18+
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pinto View Post
    Once a carrot married a cabbage.... His buddy potato asked him.. How was your first night with cabbage bhaabi...?


    Carrot Bhai: Very hectic yaar....


    Potato: Oh yeah.... why..?


    Carrot Bhai: Whole night went in undressing her...
    Talking about keeping it vegetarian... Did he "toss the salad" in the morning?

    First, ridiculed. Second, violently opposed. Third, accepted as being self-evident.

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    Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

    Little Pinto: "None."

    Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

    Little Pinto: "None."

    Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

    Little Pinto: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

    Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

    Little Pinto: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

    Teacher: "Sure."

    Little Pinto: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is scuking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

    Teacher: "The one scuking the cone."

    Little Pinto: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
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    Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got (vegetarian) to achieve it.

    Mere Zakhmon ko teri chuan chahiye,
    Meri shamma ko teri agan chahiye,
    Mere khwabon ke aashiyane me tu chahiye

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    Impotence: Nature way of saying "No hard feelings"...
    First, ridiculed. Second, violently opposed. Third, accepted as being self-evident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoleModel007 View Post
    Impotence: Nature way of saying "No hard feelings"...

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    Mere Zakhmon ko teri chuan chahiye,
    Meri shamma ko teri agan chahiye,
    Mere khwabon ke aashiyane me tu chahiye

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