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    Quote Originally Posted by me-jon View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neha1 View Post
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    wow it is very good.
    I am 100% vegetarian
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    Boy:आज मुझे देखने लड़की वाले आ रहे हैं

    Father:किसने कहा?

    B:मैंने आज एक लड़की छेड़ी तो उसका भाई बोला "देख लेंगे तुझे" ☺
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuVon View Post
    Boy:आज मुझे देखने लड़की वाले आ रहे हैं

    Father:किसने कहा?

    B:मैंने आज एक लड़की छेड़ी तो उसका भाई बोला "देख लेंगे तुझे" ☺
    ये उम्मीद न थी भाइ तुझ से
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotspicyhot View Post
    This is how our beloved aries nicely tackled the question in her childhood

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    Quote Originally Posted by rv102938 View Post
    BC ye Chulbul Pandey to aries ka bhai nikla

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    Default Jokes are unlimited at jokesfair.com

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    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neha1 View Post
    जियो बेटा ...................
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    Ye lo pakad ke Le aya ....apne 18+ wale ke sath gulchariya uda rahi thi ...

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    Three friends, one Indian, one British, one Saudi Arabian were having dinner together.

    British : Why India is called Incredible India??

    Indian : I can explain.... What you would do if one newly made over bridge breaks down crushing 20 people under it ....

    British : well, the irresponsible engineer and official would be jailed for the rest of their lives, for sure.

    Saudi Arabian: irresponsible engineer and official would be shot three times in the head and hanged in public for sure.

    Indian : we have a very different method here in India... We will take the injured to the Hospital and we beat up the doctor if anyone dies...*

    British : Oh, incredible !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neha1 View Post
    Three friends, one Indian, one British, one Saudi Arabian were having dinner together.

    British : Why India is called Incredible India??

    Indian : I can explain.... What you would do if one newly made over bridge breaks down crushing 20 people under it ....

    British : well, the irresponsible engineer and official would be jailed for the rest of their lives, for sure.

    Saudi Arabian: irresponsible engineer and official would be shot three times in the head and hanged in public for sure.

    Indian : we have a very different method here in India... We will take the injured to the Hospital and we beat up the doctor if anyone dies...*

    British : Oh, incredible !!!
    Ye joke tha??????? ya reality bite?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neha1 View Post
    Three friends, one Indian, one British, one Saudi Arabian were having dinner together.

    British : Why India is called Incredible India??

    Indian : I can explain.... What you would do if one newly made over bridge breaks down crushing 20 people under it ....

    British : well, the irresponsible engineer and official would be jailed for the rest of their lives, for sure.

    Saudi Arabian: irresponsible engineer and official would be shot three times in the head and hanged in public for sure.

    Indian : we have a very different method here in India... We will take the injured to the Hospital and we beat up the doctor if anyone dies...*

    British : Oh, incredible !!!
    Ye joke tha??????? ya reality bite?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuVon View Post
    Ye joke tha??????? ya reality bite?
    such a piece is called satire.
    Ek din sher banke jeene se behtar hai do din sher banke jiyo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuVon View Post
    Ye joke tha??????? ya reality bite?
    such a piece is called satire.
    Ek din sher banke jeene se behtar hai do din sher banke jiyo...

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