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    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    खूब कमाओँ.....

    लेकिन इतना इकट्ठा
    मत करोँ की...तबीयत जरा सी ख़राब होने पर बच्चे डॉक्टर की जगह वकील बुला लायेँ...

    - चाणक्य की बुआ का बड़ा दामाद
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Baccha: Goodnight mummy?
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    Mummy : Beta Goodnight.. .
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    Baccha: Goodnight Daddy?
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    Dad: Goodnight Beta. .
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    Arey !!! -__- Goodnight kidar hai puch raha hu..!!! Macchar kaat rahe hai..!!!!
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Dad: Goodnight Beta. .
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    Baccha (Frustated):
    Arey !!! -__- Goodnight kidar hai puch raha hu..!!! Macchar kaat rahe hai..!!!!
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    ये तो अच्छा हुआ की 1947 में wtsap नहीं था
    वरना कोई भी
    जंग ए आज़ादी
    के लिए मैदान में नहीं उतरता
    और
    घर बैठे wtsap पर ही लिखा करता की
    '' इसको इतना शेयर करो की अंग्रेज़ हिंदुस्तान छोड़ कर भाग जाए''
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neha1 View Post
    ये तो अच्छा हुआ की 1947 में wtsap नहीं था वरना कोई भी जंग ए आज़ादी के लिए मैदान में नहीं उतरता और घर बैठे wtsap पर ही लिखा करता की '' इसको इतना शेयर करो की अंग्रेज़ हिंदुस्तान छोड़ कर भाग जाए''
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    Stud helps Pinto ji during exams.

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    Punjabi is now the third language in Canada's Parliament. However It is clarified, that BC continues to stand for British Columbia

    A Crash Course in Pinglish: (Punjabi English):

    Mint - 1/60th of an hour

    Skint - 1/60th of a minute

    Seetan - many seats

    Tict - what you need to buy to watch a show alone

    Tictan - what you need to buy to watch a show with family

    Puls - law enforcement officers

    Skorty - what Puls is supposed to provide

    Plyur - Happiness, joy, pleasure

    Occayyun - Event, incident

    Maiyr - To determine, to measure

    Joont - where you are posted, your unit, or as in a "joont of meyyurment"

    Pokt - the place where you keep things in your dress

    Clony - The society where u stay

    Boot - men's footwear of all types

    Tolt - Lavatory
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    Quote Originally Posted by gracefulguy View Post
    Punjabi is now the third language in Canada's Parliament. However It is clarified, that BC continues to stand for British Columbia

    A Crash Course in Pinglish: (Punjabi English):

    Mint - 1/60th of an hour

    Skint - 1/60th of a minute

    Seetan - many seats

    Tict - what you need to buy to watch a show alone

    Tictan - what you need to buy to watch a show with family

    Puls - law enforcement officers

    Skorty - what Puls is supposed to provide

    Plyur - Happiness, joy, pleasure

    Occayyun - Event, incident

    Maiyr - To determine, to measure

    Joont - where you are posted, your unit, or as in a "joont of meyyurment"

    Pokt - the place where you keep things in your dress

    Clony - The society where u stay

    Boot - men's footwear of all types

    Tolt - Lavatory
    Eggjactly. ............
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    इतिहास गवाह है..
    ….
    ….
    कि जब भी किसी लड़के ने सुधरने की ठानी है..
    उसके मोहल्ले की कोई लड़की अचानक ही खूबसूरत दिखने लग
    जाती है...!
    Sun will rise.?.!

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    एक शराबी ने दिल में सोचा " हे भगवान,कुछ ऐसा करो की
    दारू और लड़कियां से घिरा रहूँ मै "
    भगवान ने उसकी सुन ली "आज वो डांस बार में वेटर है"
    Sun will rise.?.!

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    Gym newbie 1: Bhai, body toh Arnold ki hai..
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    Gym newbie 2: Arnold? Poora naam bata..
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    Gym newbie 1: Arey woh Terminator waala hero.. Arnold
    Shivajinagar.
    Sun will rise.?.!

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    ये टाटा स्काई, डिश टीवी, सेट टॉप बॉक्स की वजह से
    आधी रात में केबल पे "ब्लू फ़िल्म" दिखाने की प्रथा विलुप्त
    हो गई है।
    Sun will rise.?.!

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    खाना खाते हुए आईपीएल देख रहा था कि अचानक रोटी
    थाली से भागती हुई बोली,आग में वैसे ही पक गई हूँ अब
    सिध्धू की कमेंट्री सुना के और मत पका।
    Sun will rise.?.!

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